No, I’m not talking about Carrie Ann or Bruno. This is a judge from the Dancing with the Stars Australia. Here’s an excerpt from the article:

DANCING with the Stars judge Todd McKenney has been charged with drug possession after being found unconscious in a Sydney park about 3pm on Friday.
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He reportedly claims his drink was spiked at a party the night before, and blamed “the tall poppy syndrome”.

“They obviously wanted to put the boot into me. I don’t know what I have done to deserve this treatment,” he reportedly said. “I had a vodka and tonic and I started to feel progressively sick. I have no idea where I ended up.”

Can you imagine Bruno in a park unconscious? Ok, that really wasn’t much of a stretch.