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DWTS Season 9 Partner Prognostications – The Men

This one is a bit easier because we have solid info on three of the men.  Well, as solid as you can get from the net. :-)

  • Ashley Hamilton has Edyta, according to his father
  • Donny Osmond has Kym Johnson, according to a tweet from his son
  • Tom Delay has Cheryl Burke – can’t confirm this one myself, read it on the net

I lied – it’s not easier. That leaves us with five stars that need pros.  Below is my rationale – I’ll update as we find more info.  I have to confess that a few of these make no sense to me because we have some really tall celebs with the remaining pros who…aren’t.

  • Chuck Liddell with Anna Demidova – Chuck is 6’2″ and Anna D, at 5’10” is the tallest pro
  • Aaron Carter with Karina – based soley on his “I love curly hair” comment on Twitter. She was very curly last I saw. UPDATE: Aaron and Karina have been confirmed partners
  • Louie Vito with Chelsie Hightower – shortest celeb at 5’5″ with the shortest pro at 5’2″
  • Mark Decascos with Lacey – Next shortest male celeb with the next shortest pro
  • And that leaves Michael Irvin… and a female pro that I’m not sure of. Is Anna Trebunskaya back??  If it’s someone else and they are taller, that would be helpful to know. :-)

No clue if these are right – didn’t make sense as I was working on it.

August 18, 2009 I Written By

I'm a nerd and proud of it. Two degrees in geology also means I love BEER. :-) I'm also a Derek lover - proud of that too. So don't scream at those of us on this site and call us a bunch of "biased Derek-lovers" - it's just ME. :-) It may sound like I hate DWTS at times, but really, I'm just a snarky nitpicker from way back. And I'm cynical and jaded too. But I do love DWTS. :-)

DWTS 9 Partner Prognostications – The Women

Okay, I tried my hand at guessing which female celeb will get which male pro. Not really a guess in some instances because I do know a couple things, such as:

  • Natalie got Alec, per her twitter
  • Kelly O finds out on Friday
  • Mya found out today
  • Derek finds out tomorrow – correction, Derek has found out but not revealed his partner
  • Macy Gray is 6′ tall
  • Kathy Ireland is 5’10” tall
  • Louis is 5’7″ and Mark is 5’8″ tall

Sooooo…..based on this, and of course subject to change, here are my thoughts:

  • Macy Gray and Maks – Maks is the tallest pro and has a ‘tude and Macy is the tallest celeb and has a ‘tude. :-)
  • Kelly Osborne and Mark Ballas – both brits, both on the short side, see below why not Derek or Louis
  • Debi Mazar and Louis Van Amstel – it will be close on the height side, but it works in terms of age better than Derek
  • Natalie and Alec Mazo – because Natalie said so

Okay, those were the easier ones – from here on out, who knows. And yes, I could be wrong about the ones above. :-)

  • Logic says that Kathy Ireland is paired with Demetri, but the age factor may not work – so I picked Demetri/Mya- tentatively confirmed
  • I put Kathy with Jonathan for reasons I can’t explain – that’s what was left, I guess
  • That leaves us with MJH and Joanna and Derek/Tony.  I gave Tony Joanna because she’s taller and has attitude.  I gave Derek MJH because she’s closer to his normal type and she’s only 5’2″ tall and Tony is 6′.

To sum up, I think it will be: Updated at 11:10 eastern time…

Natalie/Alec – confirmed via Natalie
Debi Mazar/Maks – per Access Hollywood
Kelly O/Mark
Melissa Joan Heart/Louis
Mya/Demetri – confirmed via twitter/ABC
Kathy/Jonathan
Macy/Tony
Joanna/Derek

Okay, there is a problem here – if Debi has Maks, and demetri has Mya – then who has Macy Gray???  It pretty much leaves Tony and Jonathan for Kathy and Macy. My pics are above.  And it moves Derek to Joanna.  Sheesh. :-)

I Written By

I'm a nerd and proud of it. Two degrees in geology also means I love BEER. :-) I'm also a Derek lover - proud of that too. So don't scream at those of us on this site and call us a bunch of "biased Derek-lovers" - it's just ME. :-) It may sound like I hate DWTS at times, but really, I'm just a snarky nitpicker from way back. And I'm cynical and jaded too. But I do love DWTS. :-)