DWTS Season 10 – The Full Newsday Article
Okay, this is seriously impacting my anticipation of the show. I hope to god this article is crap, but I have a scary feeling it isn’t. Thanks to PiPPi for sending me the whole article, an excerpt of which I linked to yesterday.
A new cast, a new ‘Dancing With the Stars’
Originally published: March 19, 2010 3:50 PM
Updated: March 19, 2010 5:56 PM
By VERNE GAY verne.gay@newsday.com
Quick SummaryThis is the strongest lineup ever because you will have (and likely already do) strong opinions about each.
What’s new this season of “Dancing With the Stars”? What isn’t? So tweaked and revamped are so many elements that this edition could be called “The New Dancing With the Stars.” Take that glass-enclosed balcony, for example. What glass-enclosed balcony you (rightfully) ask? “DWTS” has added a “sky box” from which contestants, or “stars,” as they are quaintly referred to on this set, can watch other stars dance. They can boo, or cheer, or gasp or groan – without a sound escaping to the audience or dance floor below. You will be able to see and hear their reactions. “It will make more like a sporting event,” explains “DWTS” executive producer Conrad Green.
Dear god, no. Just. No. What the hell is wrong with these guys?? There was NOTHING wrong with the old format!! Did they learn nothing from their tinkering last season??
Meanwhile, there is that aforementioned cast. The ninth season was ruled (foolishly in hindsight) by the edict that more was more. It was stuffed with 16 couples, most of whom failed to bond with viewers if numbers were an indication – the season-opener was exactly 5 million viewers lower than the eighth season, and the finale (19.2 million) was the lowest since the first season.
This season is ruled by less-is-more. There will be only 11 couples because, as Green says, “We wanted to focus on what people liked, so we focused on getting great names made it deliberately smaller to get your head around it more easily.”
Finally, let’s not forget that with Samantha Harris gone, Tom Bergeron gets a new co-host, Brooke Burke, Season 7 winner. What will she bring? We shall see.
MY SAY: Last season seemed to drag itself across the finish line, so battered were the stars, the pros and the viewers. “DWTS” had become a chore and a bore – a big part of the problem was that dishrag of a cast.
By contrast, this is the strongest lineup ever because you will have (and likely already do) strong opinions about each. Here are the stars with their pro partners:
Buzz Aldrin (with Ashly DelGrosso-Costa)
A bona-fide hero, the second man to step on the moon, Aldrin could stumble across the floor and still get votesPamela Anderson (Damian Whitewood)
Insanely inspired casting move. Everyone will watch to “See How Pam Does.” Why? Because we must. That’s why.Erin Andrews (with Maksim Chmerkovskiy)
ESPN star reporter is fresh from a traumatic stalker trial that turned her into a household name. Will she generate a sympathy vote?Shannen Doherty (with Mark Ballas)
Geeeenius. Sheer geeeenius. Shannen is perfect. We will watch to see if she punches anyone out. (Does Bruno know what he’s in for?)Kate Gosselin (with Tony Dovolani)
Already causing a rumpus, the tabloids claim. They say the reality-TV mom is being haughty. Says Green: “I feel for that poor woman. You hear she’s a terrible diva, but she’s an absolute pleasure. . . . Nothing in those rumors.”
Ya might want to have a word with Mark Ballas, Conrad. Seriously.
Evan Lysacek (with Anna Trebunskaya)
The gold medal men’s single figure-skating champ is already the front-runner.Niecy Nash (with Louis van Amstel)
Beloved by fans of Comedy Central’s hilarious “Reno 911!”Chad Ochocinco (with Cheryl Burke)
Beloved by fans of formerly hilarious Bengals, and in fact by a lot of NFL fans. A great receiver, but a great clown, too; recall the time he tried to bribe an official with one dollar to reverse a call?Jake Pavelka (Chelsie Hightower)
Not exactly Mr. Excitement, but he will last a while here.Nicole Scherzinger (with Derek Hough)
The Pussycat Doll and part of this show’s desperate and perhaps futile attempt to reverse its plummeting 18-to-49-year-old viewership.Aiden Turner (Edyta Sliwinska)
Former “All My Children” star, now “DWTS” eyecandy.
How ridiculous! DWTS a “sporting event?” NO! It’s not! How foolish are the British producers of this show? Season 8 was the highest rated show on ABC for the entire year! Last season, when they played around with the show, they lost 20% of their audience. Sounds like if they’re lucky they will only lose another 20% this season! There may be a bunch of curiousity seekers like me on Monday. But if its as much of a circus as it sounds, I will find a different favorite show!
I’m choosing to hold out on judging it until I actually see the new set and how it’s going to look/work. Some changes they’ve made to the show in the past have actually worked out for the better, but not all. Guess we’ll see tomorrow.
Also, just saw this on Tom Bergeron’s twitter:
http://twitter.com/Tom_Bergeron/status/10841407707
“The sky box or, as we’ve already dubbed it, the “Celebriquarium,” actually looks great. And I was dubious too, at first. Not now.”
By the way, what happened to the new commenting system on this site?
John 86’d the new commenting system because it was causing too many problems for the site.
I saw Tom’s comment, and he comment that he reads the blogs. Which, of course, made me think he read my blog post since I don’t think any one else has clued in on this yet. Although I could be wrong. 🙂 Just in case – I LOVE YOU TOM. 🙂
I hope he’s right. I don’t want to see shots of Chad jeering while Derek or Erin or Evan are dancing – as an example.
Okay, now that we’ve seen the new setup, gotta say that I LOVE it. I’m thinking it’s not nearly as bad as people thought it would be. 🙂
I thought it would be some sort of bubble room hanging from the balcony or something like that. lol