Ten more minutes and away we go – as live as we can be when traffic is high. I’m going to suffer through Bachelor Pad…can we just talk about Bachelor Pad for a moment?? Lord, what a nasty show. The Bachelor was bad enough, in all it’s train wreck-y glory, but this show takes the cake. It started out nicely enough, but when the girls started serious macking on the guys for 250k – I thought that was illegal in this country?
Anyway, below you see a very sad, very blank table. I will fill it in as we go, in the order they are announced – unless of course they do a whole mess at one time and I can’t write fast enough. I’m hoping Courtney will be helping me out via Twitter. ETA means “edited to add” – I will put that in front of any new commentary I might have and it will come before the table.
ETA 1: Sitcoms Online says the press conference will be in two segments in the 9 (8 central) pm hour of Bachelor pad. First segment will be 1:55 minutes and the second one will be almost 4 minutes. We’ll see.
ETA 2: Yeah, let’s play a game guaranteed to make everyone HATE each other. Great idea. :::rolls eyes::: Give me ONE name please.
ETA 3: Heads up, yo! Lacey just tweeted a picture and she looks made up for TV and appears to be wearing a DWTS robe. And I’m starting to hate you all for making me watch this gawdawful show.
ETA 4: So someone tells me that Lacey is at her title shoot, hence the makeup. Boo. I got my hopes up there for a mo.
ETA 5: Michael Bolton apparently just tweeted to tune into the Bachelor Pad.
ETA 6: Just saw a tweet from Apollo retweeting Ashlan Gorse who’s there. Hmmm….
ETA 7: Edyta tweets that she never said she had a “major disagreement” with DWTS. In other news, chick willing to dump guy over burping.
ETA 8: 100% correct rumors. Will they miss with the men? Any surprises. Give it another 15 minutes.
ETA 9: Everyone, you’re giving me lots of great comments and info – sorry if I can’t respond to everything until after the madness is over.
ETA 10: I’m spent. Now, start your engines. John and Courtney are going to be ranking these contestants and I’ll be making a stab at the partnerships. Tomorrow.
ETA 11: Forgot to add – Kyle Massey is from “That’s so Raven”. Total Disney.
|3.||Margaret Cho||41||5ft 5in|
|4.||Audrina Patridge||25||5ft 7.5in|
|5.||Florence Henderson||76||5ft 3in|
|6.||Bristol Palin||19||5ft. 3in.|
|7.||Michael Bolton||56||5ft 10in|
|9.||David Hasselhoff||58||6ft 4in|
|10.||Kurt Warner||39||6ft 2in|
|11.||Kyle Massey||19||5ft 6in|
|12.||Rick Fox||41||6ft 7in|
If this cast turns out to be anything like what has been rumored…well, the Cheesecake Awards will be AMAZING. Provided someone gives me beer.