THE CAST of Dancing with the Stars Season 11 – Live Blog!!

Ten more minutes and away we go – as live as we can be when traffic is high. I’m going to suffer through Bachelor Pad…can we just talk about Bachelor Pad for a moment?? Lord, what a nasty show. The Bachelor was bad enough, in all it’s train wreck-y glory, but this show takes the cake. It started out nicely enough, but when the girls started serious macking on the guys for 250k – I thought that was illegal in this country? :-)

Anyway, below you see a very sad, very blank table. I will fill it in as we go, in the order they are announced – unless of course they do a whole mess at one time and I can’t write fast enough. I’m hoping Courtney will be helping me out via Twitter. ;-) ETA means “edited to add” – I will put that in front of any new commentary I might have and it will come before the table.

ETA 1: Sitcoms Online says the press conference will be in two segments in the 9 (8 central) pm hour of Bachelor pad. First segment will be 1:55 minutes and the second one will be almost 4 minutes. We’ll see.

ETA 2: Yeah, let’s play a game guaranteed to make everyone HATE each other. Great idea. :::rolls eyes::: Give me ONE name please.

ETA 3: Heads up, yo! Lacey just tweeted a picture and she looks made up for TV and appears to be wearing a DWTS robe. And I’m starting to hate you all for making me watch this gawdawful show. ;-)

ETA 4: So someone tells me that Lacey is at her title shoot, hence the makeup. Boo. I got my hopes up there for a mo.

ETA 5: Michael Bolton apparently just tweeted to tune into the Bachelor Pad.

ETA 6: Just saw a tweet from Apollo retweeting Ashlan Gorse who’s there. Hmmm….

ETA 7: Edyta tweets that she never said she had a “major disagreement” with DWTS. In other news, chick willing to dump guy over burping.

ETA 8: 100% correct rumors. Will they miss with the men? Any surprises. Give it another 15 minutes. :-)

ETA 9: Everyone, you’re giving me lots of great comments and info – sorry if I can’t respond to everything until after the madness is over. ;-)

ETA 10: I’m spent. :-) Now, start your engines. John and Courtney are going to be ranking these contestants and I’ll be making a stab at the partnerships. Tomorrow. ;-)

ETA 11: Forgot to add – Kyle Massey is from “That’s so Raven”. Total Disney.

Who’s Dancing?

No. Celebrity Age Height
1. Brandy 31 5ft 7in
2. Jennifer Grey 50 5’3″
3. Margaret Cho 41 5ft 5in
4. Audrina Patridge 25 5ft 7.5in
5. Florence Henderson 76 5ft 3in
6. Bristol Palin 19 5ft. 3in.
7. Michael Bolton 56 5ft 10in
8. Mike Sorrentino 27 ??
9. David Hasselhoff 58 6ft 4in
10. Kurt Warner 39 6ft 2in
11. Kyle Massey 19 5ft 6in
12. Rick Fox 41 6ft 7in

If this cast turns out to be anything like what has been rumored…well, the Cheesecake Awards will be AMAZING. Provided someone gives me beer. ;-)