DWTS11 Week 3 – CAPTION CONTEST!!!
Yep, you heard right – we’ve decided to do a caption contest each week to tide you hungry, wonderful readers over while you wait for the next show to air :-D Lord knows there are plenty of great pictures taken during each week’s show – and some of them practically beg for captions. So why not show us your funny side and take a stab at it? 
The Rules/Guidelines:
1.) Each week’s caption contest picture will be posted around noon EST on Thursdays (I waited a bit longer today so I wouldn’t step on the toes of Vogue’s DWTS Blogs post ), and will feature a picture from that week’s show that we feel is caption-worthy.
2.) You will have until 10 PM EST the following Wednesday to submit your captions (via the comments section of the post) for consideration.
3.) You can either caption the entire photo as a whole, or caption each person in the photo…we’ll show you some examples below.
4.) You can get suggestive and innunedo-y WITHIN REASON (see the Cheesecake Awards for examples of what’s acceptable ), but nothing outright vulgar, pornographic, or obscene. Those will be swiftly deleted!
5.) The winner will be choosen by our esteemed panel of bloggers (myself, John, Heidi, Marianya, & Vogue), along with some help from the peanut gallery – aka you the readers. Be sure to call our attention to the good ones in the comments section!
6.) The winner will be announced in the following week’s caption contest, and your prize will be recognition and admiration from your peers And maybe I’ll let you help me pick the next photo…who knows 
Ok, now that the rules are out of the way, here is this week’s caption contest picture:
**Photo courtesy of ABC/Adam Larkey.**
And to give you an idea of what you could do in the way of captions, here are some from us here at Pure DWTS…
Courtney:
“Not to be outdone by Tom’s display of yogic skill the previous week, Lacey set out to prove, once and for all, just who was the most flexible member of the DWTS cast.”
Marianya:
Tom: “My mic doesn’t work…”
Lacey: “Here use mine.” She lifts up her leg.
Tom:” Your mic is on your foot?”
Lacey: “No….”
Vogue:
Tom (side whispering to Lacy): “Lacey, I don’t want to say anything outloud. But, ewww, this foot has some sort of strange odor to it, doesn’t it?”
Kyle: “See Lacey, I tried to tell you!!”
John:
Tom: This is so much better than my other job!
Lacey: Should I enjoy this as much as I am?
Kyle: I wonder what would happen if I grab her other leg…?
Hopefully we’ve given you an idea of what you could do in the way of captions…and maybe some inspiration as well Now, without further ado…the inaugural DWTS caption contest starts NOW!!! Best of luck, guys…CAPTION AWAY!!!
@Danna_Iuliana...
Maybe this segment should be called “No Funny. No Money (without the money”
Lacey knew if she was going to get a leg up on the competition, she’d have to enlist Tom’s help.
Tom: Quick, Kyle. Check to see if the rugs match the curtains.
Kyle: Huh? This isn’t HGTV.
“You get the other leg! Carrie Ann and Len, get her arms! Bruno, start mixing the brown hair dye!”
ROTFLLLL
these are great. @pleightx – ROFLMAO. I’ll be giggling all through dinner with that one! Kyle’s response just kills
I think you’ve certainly caught on to the spirit of this contest.
Tom: and for everyone wondering why are females are always making a sour puss face or forcing the smile it has nothing to do with the men, it is because of these shoes1
Lacey: yeah see we all hate wearing the SAME shoes and the producers won’t let us dye them but if we could i’d make mine match my hair. my hair looks cute and sexy right?
kyle: hahahahahahahaha
oh i forgot to add that I LOVE @pleightx and @J s they are hysterical! exp. J’s i was totally thinking that.
J has the lead from my perspective. That was hilarious!
I love J’s.
And I totally agree. Haha. I loved her hair when it was brown.
Bwahaha pleighx!!
Tom: Mmmmm what a smooth leg u have!
Lacey: Ewww Growl! Corky said they were almost as smooth as Tony’s……….Wait i think i said to much
Bruno who can no longer hide his crush on Tom: GET BACK BLONDE, HES MINE!!!!!!! “Ackward silence”
Louis: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!
Kyle: SCHMURGLES Darn still didnt sound tough….SCHMURGLES, I need a new hobby…..
Brooke: Wait wad i miss i was looking in the mirror? im confused…..
ROTFLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thx Voug!!!! Thoughts everybody?
I have to go with J’s. Its short and to the point. It addresses a timely issue – Lacey’s hair (blonde, really, she thought that was a good idea?). And, I suspect that Bruno knows all about hair dye!
I like Carlie’s, but must add my own.
After one high kick too many, Lacey had to be helped from the dance floor.
my vote’s still with # pleightx
Awesome work Zach. This is going to be harder than I thought.
Thx John! Haha i bet! Good Luck
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