DWTS11 Week 4 Caption Contest
Thanks to all who participated in our caption contest last week! We got some huge laughs out of reading your entries…definitely fun for all of us 
We’d like to congratulate our winner, J, for giving us the comedic gem below:
Our runner up was pleightx, who contributed:
Congrats to both of you and thanks to everyone for playing!
And now, without further ado, here’s your photo for this week’s caption contest:
**Photo courtesy ABC/Adam Larkey.**
They say a picture’s worth a thousand words…so what’s this one saying? CAPTION AWAY, MY FRIENDS! 
P.S. The Cheesecake Awards are coming…we PROMISE. Heidi & I have just been really busy with other stuff this week and it’s taking us a little longer to put ‘em together. Please bear with us…we promise it will be worth it 
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I’ll go with the obvious
“The kick is up, and it’s GOOOOOOD”
Anna: Kurt, you forgot to wear deoderant.
Kurt: Oh, I keep forgetting. Sorry. Is wearing deoderant in the Dancing With The Stars contract?
I noticed that Kurt and Anna never hug .
Kurt: I wanna thank God…I rumba to next week
Anna: YES!
By a show of hands, who shaves their arm pits?
Anna says: Let’s see. I have 2 fingers up and Kurt, you do, also. That’s a 4. NO, we need a better score than that to survive this competition!
[FIRST ONE WAS GREAT. Also, Touchdown!]
(LMAO!!!!)
“And we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin’ alive.
Stayin’ alive. (just to here for caption!)
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin’ alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can’t get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I’m a dancin’ man and I just can’t lose.”
Caption:
Anna: And Carrie Ann said that the 80s disco move needed to retire. I’m bringing it back again!
Kurt: Maybe I can start my own situation?!
Whew! Sure glad we tried Cheryl’s hand sanitizer trick this week!
Anna: TOUCHDOOOOOWN BABAY!!!!!! No Jimmy Kimmel for us!
Kurt: Yeeeeeeaaa dont do that. ever………Wait we go to Jimmy Kimmel when we get booted?!?! Brenda said we go The 700 Club! Thats the whole reason i signed up to do this stupid show anyway! ” Kurt Strikes diva like pose and ackward silence except for Brooke whose aimlesly wondering the ballroom trying to get someone to tell her what the hecks going on “
Uh Cheryl – about that hand sanitizer …. ouch, yikes – how long before we can put our arms down again ?
OR
Lord, we are gathered here to sing the praises of Rumba ….
LOLLLL *cracking up at everyone!!!!!!
Kurt: Urg, I think I’m gonna hurl!
Anna: Just hold it in Kurt, hold it in.
okay i vote ZACH. mainly because i can’t stop laughing at his. *continues to laugh*
Thanks Teresa! Really hungry for some cheesecake now!
You all are too funny!
Love both of yours, Linde! Keep ‘em coming!
Oh and that part about Brooke and the ackward silence doesnt have to be part of it. Just added that as something extra.
ur welcome zach.
If Dancing with the Devil with the Blue Dress On is a Sin then let’s go to Hell !
Whoa, Bristol, put down the shotgun! Nobody said ‘moose’.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
and here to dance the rumba please welcome the dallas cowboy cheerleaders and their team
Anna: whoooooo hooooooo i love the dallas cowboys
kurt: man i love those cheerleaders. oh wait not my team i shouldn’t say that………….
Anna: Up there in the rafters. See?
Kurt: Yep! We found it! That’s where Mark’s shirt ended up after Bristol ripped it off of his body.
Anna: Maybe we can find the rest of Bristol’s costume up there too.
Kurt (whisper): Yeah, along with her dignity.
ROTFL I swear…you guys are all priceless and some of the funniest people I’ve met on the internet.
Anna: Dang man! Your hands are big Kurt! And so are your arms!! No offense..
Kurt: Yet..wait for it…IM OFFENDID!
Anna: Well, Its true! See Sarah Palins going for a field goal! No. Wait. Shes aiming for your face cause we got called safe and Bristol didnt..
Kurt: WhaaOUCH! Now ya tell me!
Sarah Palin: JERK!
Lol i know i have already wrote one but i had to right dis one too. Ha and again the part about Sarah Palin is just a bonus hahahaha
Anna: How many times have I told Kurt, keep the arms straight and close the mouth during the celebration?
Brandy: Man, I like Kurt’s backside. For the love of football!
Randall Christianson (costume designer) praying to self: “Please Kurt, dont move another muscle, or the seams of your underarms are going to bust out everywhere!!”
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