DWTS11 Week 5 Caption Contest
Once again, a big thank you to everyone who supplied us with laughs in last week’s caption contest 🙂 Everyone really stepped their game up this week, so it was hard to pick a winner…but alas, there can be only one (as well as some honorable mentions for those we just couldn’t resist mentioning ;-)) and this week’s winner is Linde, with her winning caption below!
Our runner-up this week was J (whose captions just keep getting funnier from week to week!) who gave us this:
We’d also like to give an honorable mention to pleightx (another consistently HILARIOUS captioner!) who’s caption was an absolute riot, but was unfortunately too long to fit in a speech bubble:
Anna: Up there in the rafters. See?
Kurt: Yep! We found it! That’s where Mark’s shirt ended up after Bristol ripped it off of his body.
Anna: Maybe we can find the rest of Bristol’s costume up there too.
Kurt (whispers): Yeah, along with her dignity.
Congrats to all 3 of you, and thanks so much for supplying us stressed-out bloggers with some much needed laughs 😀
And now…onto this week’s caption contest photo! As an homage to our recently-ousted, but oh-so-classy former Brady, this week’s photo is none other than Team Florky, with a rather awkward cameo by Brooke Burke:
**Photo courtesy ABC/Adam Larkey.**
Somehow I think you guys are gonna have a field day with this one, hehe 😉 HAVE AT IT!
Florence and Corky: What, we won a trip to Hawaii? Wait, wrong show.
Brooke: what did you guys want me to ask them again? I can’t remember.
Corky: Look! That’s my friend Santa!
Florence: We date some decades ago! Heeey Baby! It’s me, Flo-flo!
Brooke: *tense*
next week release:
http://www.abcmedianet.com/assets/pr%5Chtml/102210_05a.html (complete)
THE COMPETITION HEATS UP AS SEVEN REMAINING COUPLES ROCK
THE BALLROOM FLOOR WITH TWO DANCES FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON,
ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS,” MONDAY, OCTOBER 25 ON ABC
Rock Week Features Performances from Heart, Kylie Minogue and a Special Macy’s Stars of Dance Rock Number from School of Rock on “Dancing with the Stars The Results Show,” Tuesday, October 26
“Episode 1106/1106A” – The show’s seven remaining couples will rock the ballroom as they dance the Paso Doble and Tango to classic and contemporary rock songs and tear up the dance floor in the show’s first ever rock and roll dance marathon, on “Dancing with the Stars,” MONDAY, OCTOBER 25 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
On Tuesday’s results show, legendary rock and roll band Heart will play its iconic hit, “Barracuda,” accompanied by “Dancing with Stars” pros Louis Van Amstel, Karina Smirnoff, Derek Hough, Chelsie Hightower, Damian Whitewood and Peta Murgatroyd.
Also on Tuesday, international Pop icon Kylie Minogue will perform her new single, “Get Outta My Way,” which hit the top of the Billboard Club Chart this week and marked her second consecutive No.1 Billboard Club single from new album “Aphrodite,” following the smash “All the Lovers.”
This week’s “School of Rock” themed Macy’s Stars of Dance performance will feature all-star kid musicians from national School of Rock and one of the best showchoirs in the country, The Powerhouse Choir from John Burroughs High School in Burbank, California. The number will be choreographed by Travis Wall.
Thanks Carlos. I was just posting that news on a new media post (though from a different source).
Flo: I got beat out by the monkey suits???!!!
Corky: There’s my son, Derek. I raised him you know.
Brooke: But my cue card has a monkey suit question for Bristol. Now what am I going to say?
LOLLLLL^
LOL Meggie….
‘Baracuda” oh god captain obvious again, if Sarah Pallin is in the audience it’s a bit too much to take. That song was her theme when she was nominated for VP…blah.
Florence- Monkey suits!!?! What!
Corky- Thats my boy
Brooke- monkey suits.. horrible horrible memories
Okay, I’m gonna try, even though I’m not funny at all:
Florky: Yes!!! We got our highest score yet!!!
Brooke: Ugh… what is Carrie Ann wearing? SO does not go with her hair…
Corky: See, Look over there! That fine young man in the monkey suit is my son! Ive never been more proud!!
Florence: OMG! Kyle so does look like Issac from the Loveboat!
Brooke: Wait oh.my.gosh SO MR. BRADY WAS GAY?!?!?!
Will one of you Awesome bloggers please delete that first caption post!! I forgot to type proud in Corky’s phrase! PLEASE DELETE!
LOL Zach! Good ones!!!
Thx Meggie! I just hate i screwed up the first one!!
Corky: Yes, Mark pulled it off. Go Monkey suits
Florence: Way to go Bristol.
Brooke: What those weren’t real apes? Huh?????
Here goes nothing…..
Florence: Woah! Barry Williams streaking?!?
Corky: Yeech! I didn’t to see THAT!
Brooke: Uhhhh, let’s see… 2+2….. uhhh… Nope, I got nothing.
All fixed Zack – sorry, was out at happy hour. 🙂
Thx Heidi!! Rofl! You guys crack me up! 😛
Everyone>>>> ROTFL!!!!
FLO: It’s for the best (being eliminated), anyway, Corky. We’re out of Geritol!
LOLLLL BRUCE!!!!!!
Brooke: I only have this look on my face because I can actually see where Corky’s other hand is.
Or even,
Brooke: You’d have this look on your face too if you could see Corky’s other hand.
Corky: Look, the judges – they’re all naked BWHAHAHA
Florence: Len, my my – I had no idea
Brooke: Tom, get me the hell out of here!
OMG, I won!! 🙂 Why, thank you, everyone – especially my parents who encouraged my whacky sense of humor and my teachers who taught me to read and write – there’s just so many people to thank … You know who you are. It’s just such an honor to have even been included with these other extremely funny captions. Thank you, I will cherish this little guy forever.
(oh wait, wrong dream … ) 😉
Corky: Ya’ happy now, Florence? Isn’t that what you wanted?
Florence: Oh my! Len, hun. Please put your clothes back on. When I said I wanted to see a “9” from you, I… ah… kinda meant the score on the paddle.
Brooke (thinking): Please Bruno. Whatever you do, don’t copy Len!
Pleightx, THATS GROCE!!!!
pleightx – you’re too funny! we both are thinking alike on this one …. minds in the gutter 🙂 🙂 😛
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I just now saw we are all on a very similar boat. lol Wasn’t looking before posting, I swear.