You don’t want to watch the Bachelor?? Well, you don’t have to – we’ll watch it for you. We will be updating this spot as the show goes on – if they do a press conference type thing like they did last year, then it could be all at once toward the end of the show, so stay tuned. Don’t be surprised if I can’t resist the urge to add snarky Bachelor commentary. If they insist on announcing during THIS show, they can’t expect me to leave it unscathed.
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Most of our readers know that TMZ provided a list of six celebrities and their partners earlier today.
This is your DWTS Season 12 Cast:
Kirsti Alley (Actress)
Kendra Wilkinson (Reality Star/Playboy Bunny)
Wendy Williams (Talk Show Host)
Chelsea Kane (Disney Kid)
Petra Nemcova (Model)
Chris Jericho (Wrestler/Rocker)
Lil’ Romeo (Rapper)
Sugar Ray Leonard (Retired boxer)
Hines Ward (Pitsburgh Steeler Football Player)
Ralph Macchio (Actor)
Mike Catherwood (HOT dude)
I dunno about this cast. Mike is the only one not rumored previously and he’s hot. That’s about all I know about him though.
Bachelor Brad though?? He’s got issues. But Africa is pretty. Pretty sure that was a female lion he was eyeing though.
Condoms are good. Malaria ain’t the only disease in Africa. Emily sure is pretty, though. That is all. Wait, not quite. I wonder if they showed monkeys playing on purpose….
Snark Update 2:
I’m falling in love with you. I mean. No, I mean, I really mean it. Seriously. Honestly falling in love with you…..
Snark Update 3:
Ashly, I really have a lot of uncertainty about you, we are very awkard…but please come with me to the Fantasy Suite. The Producers are making me ask you, even though I’m sending you home.
COMPLETELY NON-SNARK Update:
Please, people, for the love of all that is holy, do not continually hit refresh on the site during times like this because then *I* can’t get on and that makes me very cranky. Ask my Twitter followers. Hitting refresh every 5 minutes just makes it impossible for anyone else to leave a comment or for me to update – hence, nothing to see. Also, if you write a comment and have a typo (Zach), DO NOT write another comment to correct your mistake. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. Thank you.
Self Congratulatory Update:
Why yes, I DID call a Steeler on the cast 3 or 4 weeks ago based on some random tweets and a subsequent investigation. Ask Courtney and Vogue – I emailed them proof.