DWTS12 Week 5 – The Cheesecake Awards!!
Heidi here! You know, for a week that was pretty horrible in terms of themes and music, the Cheesecake wasn’t as sour as I expected. Still not as much funny as the show could provide, but what can you do? For all the griping I read on twitter, it could be far, FAR worse. 🙂
I haven’t told any of my cohorts in crime this yet, but I am going out of town once again on Tuesday and will be back on Thursday evening. It should not affect Dancing by the Numbers, but it will once again push the Cheesecake Awards to Saturday at the earliest, mainly because chances are good that I won’t see the results show until I get home – and that’s where most of the cheese is. 🙂 Ah well, on with the show.
Most Likely to Get Slapped with a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit by Season’s End: Len & Bruno
Courtney: Len has pretty much cemented his reputation as the “creepy old guy” with such comments as “Cheryl’s showing off the Rocky Mountains!” (to which Cheryl replied “I feel violated”), and “Yum yum, what a bum!” with regards to Chelsea’s hindquarters. There’s been many more in previous shows this season – wish I could remember them all and then parlay it into some class action lawsuit on behalf of the cast 😛 And we all know Bruno’s man parts do all the thinking for him – this week he ordered Ralph to “give him sex” and inquired about booking Maks as a private dancer, reassuring Maks he “could afford” his expensive price tag. Um, yuck. At least Ralph had a good comeback for Bruno’s questioning of his “fire down below”: “I have 2 kids to show for my ‘fire down below’. What about you, Bruno?” Ahhhh…touche, Daniel-san 🙂
Heidi: You know, I don’t even know what to make of Len’s behavior – all that from a guy who acts so disapproving towards Bruno. What is wrong with him? As for Bruno – well, for some reason I don’t have a negative reaction when he says what he says. At the risk of being ageist, I would say it could be that he’s just younger than Len, but I think it has much more to do with delivery. Let’s face it, Bruno is over the top ALL the time, it’s not a shock or a surprise from him. And you KNOW it’s a crazy “I am BRUNO” act. You can’t take that stuff seriously from him. Len, on the other hand, is serious SO much of the time that when he tries to emulate Bruno it tends to just gross one out. Speaking of…
Best Pro Line O’the Night: Cheryl Burke – “I feel violated”
Heidi: You go girl, being funny and giving an appropriate response all in one fell swoop. Len was out of line in a big way. I give her props for her reactions – yeah, it was funny but from the way she immediately covered her chest, I think she was uncomfortable as well.
Courtney: Where’s sexual harassment panda when you need him?
The “Errr…nobody saw that, did they?” Award: Cheryl, for almost falling over in the Red Room prior to her Viennese waltz with Chris; (dis)honorable mention for Lacey falling down during the pro dance to “Should’ve Been a Cowboy”, Chelsie for losing her bra during practice, & Hines for farting on Kym
Courtney: Our celebs and pros managed to turn the art of bloopers into a full-time job this week – and who can blame them, during a week that just flat-out sucked? 🙂 Some of you may or may not have caught it, but during the clip of Chris & Cheryl in the red room before their V. waltz, when Chris is talking about how he’ll “go crazy” (said a la Regis Philbin) if Len doesn’t give him an 8, Cheryl can be seen in the background practicing their routine. She goes to do a ronde, loses her balance, and almost falls down. She looks up at the camera & gets a sheepish look on her face, as if to say “You didn’t get that, did you?” The whole thing is rather adorable, really 🙂 And for those who didn’t catch it, Lacey just kinda fell on her butt during the Toby Keith performance. I know everyone on Twitter was blaming Maks & his “bum leg”, but I watched this one several times and it’s actually Lacey’s fault – she swings too wide when she turns to go through Maks’ legs, and as a result she falls on her butt and trips up Maks. Another instance when there was an expression of “Maybe no one saw that…” that crept across their faces before they kept going. Poor Chelsie – the quickstep is just not conducive to the wearing of adhesive bras (yes, per Chelsie’s Twitter it was a “sticky bra”, and not padding like everyone else is claiming). Romeo looked like he had just seen a Yeti or something. And Hines – take Beano before practice and there will be-no gas…don’t you watch the commercials, dude? 🙂
Heidi: People were blaming Maks for that?? It was clearly Lacey’s fault – Maks saved her ass (pardon the expression) by grabbing her and throwing her back into where she needed to be for the dance. Then they had the very awkward dismount from their final pose – are these two just not in sync or what?? As for Cheryl – you are right, that was adorable. The look on her face was priceless… “you guys were not looking at me, right?” You could almost hear a “ayuk ayuk” type goofy laugh just looking at her face. 🙂
Courtney: Yeah, ever since “the fall heard ’round the world” during he & Kirstie’s rumba, everyone all of a sudden blames Maks’ leg for everything. All sorts of tweets of “OMG! Maks needs to have that leg looked at!” and “He has no business dancing injured like that! He could hurt someone!” I’m guessing it was Lacey fans that didn’t want to believe she had fouled up. Anywho, Maks is clearly fine, and Lacey is human, folks.
DWTS Celebrity Trend O’ the Week: Thwarting Brooke‘s stupid questions with nonsense
Courtney: I have to credit the divine Miss Kirstie Alley for starting this trend – she’s been doing it since week 1, but it looks like the other couples have caught on to its effectiveness and have started doing it as well, which has resulted in absolute hilarity and one very confused hostess 🙂 Whether it’s Romeo dodging a dumb question about his biggest competition by threatening to tamper with Hines’ toothpaste, or Chris commenting on Romeo’s accent instead of answering his question, or Petra musing about Maks’ “sex on a stick” monologue – it all resulted in Brooke laughing uncomfortably and not quite sure what to do 🙂 LOVE.
Heidi: I think Kirstie has been giving lessons, like Ms. Myagi or some such thing. “You too can distract Brooke, Daniel-san…”
Personality 180 Award: Romeo
Courtney: 2 weeks ago the boy was throwing a fit about hating dancing shoes, and now he’s merrily jumping around the dance floor like Jiminy Cricket and pulling faces like Mark 🙂 Good to see him move out of the shadow of his dad, the stick in the mud, and finally enjoy himself out on the floor!
Heidi: That was, IMO, the dance of the night. Awesome – and you can’t tell me that he hasn’t embraced all of “the ballroom”. Dude was having fun and you can’t fake that.
Most Lackadaisical Performance: Toby Keith singing “Should’ve Been a Cowboy” accompanied by Maks, Lacey, & the DWTS Troupe
Courtney: Was it just me, or did pretty much everyone involved in this number seem like it pained them to be there? Toby looked like he would have rather been getting a root canal than performing on the show, and all of the dancers seemed a bit ho-hum about the whole thing. Then again, it is a bit hard to imagine what it’s like to be a cowboy if you grew up behind the Iron Curtain…
Heidi: I despise Toby Keith with a passion reserved typically for Benji Schwimmer and Ann Coulter. Not that any of those three have anything in common…well, Ann and Toby do as they are both Republican men….I mean, people. Heh. BUT, besides that – Ick. Not a fan. I think lackadaisical is his usual performance style, although I can’t be sure. Besides Toby and Lacey, though, were there any natural born Americans dancing?? It might be hard to see the appeal of the whole “country” thing if you didn’t grow up around it. Well, hell, it’s hard for me to see it and I *DID* grow up here. So I get them. 🙂
Best Celebrity Cameo on the show, EVER: John Travolta, aka the “Dance Doctor”
Courtney: “American Night” was in dire need of saving by the time Kirstie’s former co-star & Scientology bff showed up to save the day. God bless Travolta – even this piddly little impromptu blurb for DWTS shows just what a good actor he is. He just walked into the frame like it was no big deal, and dude didn’t miss a beat – as if to say “Yeah, I’m J-Trav, I’m way too famous for this show but I’m gonna show up anyway and thrill you all. Capeesh?” And God bless Kirstie for making it happen – I think she is probably the only celeb in DWTS history with enough clout to bring in a celebrity guest as big as John.
Heidi: I dunno, I think Jennifer Grey brought in Michael J. Fox and he’s a pretty iconic character – maybe moreso than Travolta, particularly now with all his work re: Parkinson’s. That said…Travolta is a gem. So hilarious – seriously brightening up a relatively disastrous performance show.
Brooke Burke Flub o’ the Week: “Choreographer”
Courtney: I can’t decide if the teleprompter was stuck or she was just so frazzled by the nonsense going on around her, but Brooke just couldn’t manage to spit this word out…much to Tom’s delight. 🙂
Heidi: Her Hard Drive was acting up. Or it was a RAM problem.
Judge Most in Need of a Reality Check: Len Goodman for criticizing a Samba forced into a stupid-ass Americana Night Theme.
Heidi: Seriously Len?? Seriously? When you criticize what I thought was a cute and well executed Samba (and props to Karina for tying line dancing into a Samba) for technique when the producers inflict on the couples the stupidest theme ever done on DWTS, you’ve let your need to storyboard get in front of reality. Seriously – get a grip and go with Carrie Ann (shocker, I know!) – she had it right when she commented on the theme and how it impacts the given dances. Jerk. And this on a night when you praised Kendra. Jaysus.
Courtney: I guess Len has just decided that Ralph is going to be his permanent punching bag this season. I can’t think of any other reason why he’s so damn grouchy every time he critiques him. Maybe he’s jealous of how well Ralph has aged…who knows. But yah, I definitely cursed at the TV when he praised Kendra’s non-foxtrot – just made his hatchet job of a critique of Ralph’s samba that much more hard to swallow.
The Selectively Blind as a Bat Award: Carrie Ann Innaba, for her failure to call out the biggest and most glaring lift in the history of the show…or, well, in a really long time
Heidi: Geezas – that lift at the end of Hines and Kym’s dance?? Hello? Remember a beautiful rumba by Derek and Nicole with much more technically difficult move that resulted in the same sort of carry MUCH later in the song – to the point it was actually debateable whether the music had stopped (certainly, the applause was loud enough that Derek thought it had)?? The one that you called out spoiling what was one of the better rumbas in the history of the show?? And you did that AFTER you blatantly excused a similar move by Mark and Shawn?? Among others?? Speaking of storyboarding – I guess we only call lifts when it is convenient to the story you are trying to tell. Jerk.
Courtney: I thought of the exact same thing when I saw that bit at the end – but alas, they must’ve given Hines the Marine diplomatic immunity this season, because he can do no wrong in the eyes of Carrie Ann…or Carrie Ann’s lady parts. It just annoys me to no end how inconsistent she’s been in her “lift policing” this season – only calling couples out when it suits her interests…whatever those interests happen to be.
The Tom Bergeron-In-Training Award for Best Impressions: Chris Jericho
Heidi: His imitation of Len is spot on scary good. He’s just hilarious and just seems so intelligent – he has a future in TV, methinks. It doesn’t hurt that he’s cute as hell. 🙂
Courtney: I <3 Chris 🙂 And that’s saying something, because those little hearts made from the less-than sign and a 3 annoy the hell out of me most of the time! I tweeted him a proposition the other night that he and I should make gorgeous, waltzing, wrestling babies that speak in fake British accents…he hasn’t responded yet, so he’s probably just trying to work out his schedule to make it happen before he promises anything 😉
Heidi: He was busy just then. :::happy sigh::: 😉
The Best Butt Crack Award: Maks Chmerkovskiy
Heidi: Hey, he may not appeal to me, physically, but I’m going to call out a nice plumber’s ass when I sees one. 😉 Laying on the floor in front of Kirstie at the end of their dance. Just sayin’. But, I also have to say that there’s a gay bar in New Orleans called “Rawhide” where Maks’ pants make a nightly appearance on half a dozen, not as well built, guys – at least. There’s a matching vest. Just something to keep in mind. 🙂
Courtney: Oh wow! How did I miss this one??? Maybe I’ll have to rewatch that performance later while dying Easter eggs. And yes, leather pants are a gay bar staple…as are assless leather chaps with nothing underneath 🙂 *pours one out for the biker guy in The Village People*
Tom Bergeron Line O’the Night: “I think we’ve learned that a top hat undercuts the ‘tough guy'”; Honorable Mention: “Let’s let the emotional Grand Canyon (aka Len) settle down.”
Heidi: Oh that Tom does make me laugh out loud on a regular basis. I also loved at the end of the night when he was making the cracks about the confetti and not being able to read the TelePrompTer. LOL.
Courtney: Quite possibly the only other person besides Kirstie & Maks to really acknowledge through his behavior that American Night was absolute cat crap. I respect that 🙂 And as for the confetti malfunction – at least Tom was able to ad-lib his way through the remaining moments of the show. I saw a moment of pure panic cross Brooke’s face when she realized the teleprompter was obscured. I giggled.
Best Dressed Celebrity, Female – Week 5: Petra Nemcova
Heidi: WOW!! Wow. So elegant and beautiful – everything was perfect. Hair, makeup, jewelery, dress…just gorgeous.
Courtney: Evaine has assured me that I could rock this dress well (but probably not as well as Petra), so maybe one of these days when I’m flush with cash and my job is just to be fabulous all day, I will purchase this dress and act out one of my bucket list fantasies: wearing this dress in a casino. And then when I go to the craps table, a crowd gathers around to watch, and as I throw the dice, everyone screams! I know I’m not alone in this fantasy…anyone else care to join? We can take turns wearing the dress and screaming for each other 😉
Heidi: You forgot the part where Chris is standing just behind you in a Tux, smiling. Can we take turns with him too? Heh. I call first.
Best Dressed Pro, Female – Week 5: Kym Johnson
Heidi: Yeah, I’m talking a lot about clothes this week because Petra and Kym were such standouts in a night where many tended to succumb too much to the “theme” Americana – to the point that it was over the top. But hot damn!! Kym is rivaling Edyta in that fringed dress. Beautiful and sexy all at the same time without being too overt – add in the hat at the end and, well…perfection. A scene from An Officer and A Gentleman. I am envious yet again. 🙂
Courtney: Oh but Heidi, that dress of Kym’s was the reason she & Hines got a higher score than Chelsea & Mark…sooooo totally not fair! *snicker* Sorry, couldn’t help but take a swipe at some faulty logic some people were spouting on Twitter. All kidding aside, it was a very pretty dress…Kym definitely seems to be having a love affair with fringe this season. But nothing can hold a candle for me to her quickstep dress this season – just dreamy 🙂
The “You can take the girl out of the Trailer Park, but…” Award: Kendra Wilkinson
Heidi: Someone needs to explain irony to this girl. “I’m not f^#king afraid of elegance!!!” Um…ooookay. FAIL.
Courtney: Methinks the lady-er, Bunny doth protest too much…
Worst Idea In Facial Hair…Ever: Louis Van Amstel for his faux beard
Heidi: Louis, if you lived in Tennessee, Alabama or Mississippi, you would NOT be so fond of the Hillbilly Soul Patch you were sporting this week. TRUST ME.
Courtney: Kinda looked like someone glued a merkin to his chin. And if you don’t know what a merkin is – look it up on Urban Dictionary at your own risk 🙂
Heidi: :::snicker::: Merkin…Hillbilly Soul Patch…it’s all the same to me. LOL
The Award for the Best “Accidental” Boob Grab by a Male Celebrity: Romeo
Heidi: LOL – oops. Romeo, I hope that was a true accident. 🙂 Of course, since Chelsie seemed to be magically enhanced from Chelsie Hightower to, say, Jessica Simpson, I guess I can understand accidentally grabbing something that wasn’t there during all your rehearsals. 🙂 Was I the only one seriously distracted by Chelsie and her dress and how her figure…got bustier?? Or is it simply a sign that Derek isn’t on the show that I pay too much attention to other women’s chests…and Maks’ butt crack… 😉
Courtney: “After seeing Hines & Kym’s high scores, Chelsie opted to try some “Awesome Boobage” on for size”…I should totally make an LOLChelsie out of that. And I can’t blame Romeo’s curiousity, if it was intentional…did you see that boy’s face when Chelsie’s sticky bra fell off during quickstep practice??? He looked mesmerized as he mumbled something about “mechanical bam-bams”.
The Award for the Cheesiest Cheese that Ever Cheesed – Season 12, thus far: The 1000th Dance Hoopla
Heidi: Is there nothing you wackos won’t celebrate in a totally over the top cheesy fashion?? I mean, I get 100th episode and 200th episode – but 1000th dance? Maybe I would care if you hadn’t chose Kendra and Louis to dance it. Talk about a buzz kill. :::rolls eyes:::
Courtney: I have to wonder if they would have made such a big deal out of it if it were any other couple…seemed a little fishy to me that Kendra & Louis, who have been dancing in the first half of the show for the entire competition, all of a sudden got bumped to 2nd to last this past week. Verrrry interesting indeed…but yeah, dumb hoopla.
LOL! You two are a MAJOR HOOT again!! LOL to Kirstie having the magic way of putting Brooke on the spot and confused with her dumb questions! I love that too! I agree how John Travolta had the best cameo EVER! This could be a re-occuring role too if he/they wanted it? Maks face was just priceless (and I loved seeing Kirstie’s house too. Her windows are beautiful!). And I don’t think in all of DWTS history have I heard as many comments on boobage as this year. What is up with that? I about died when Len mentioned the “Rocky Mountains”. LOL
Anyway, thanks Girls. Just excellent!
Ditto what Vogue said! You guys do GREAT work!
Aw, thanks Ya’ll. 🙂
Oh, and @Courtney – We <3 YOU! 😉 😉 😉
Well, isn’t Len staying in LA for the run of this season, instead of returning to England for the UK version for part of every week? Maybe the long-suffering wife is back in the UK and he’s um… feelin’ his oats?
Big props to Cheryl for her response/reaction!
And guys… another great Cheesecake, even if my stuff DID boil over on the stove while I was reading. 🙂
One of the post-show interviewers asked Louis if he got the 1000th dance b/c he danced first on season 1. He actually didn’t, but maybe it’s because he’s the only pro from season 1 on this season?
I absolutely agree about the sh!t len said about daniel-san’s samba.
About Hines rumba: remember Mark and Shawn waltz on 1st week? same case. The problem with Nicole is that Derek the last move was already a lift and Derek trow her up and caught… before the music ends…
BTW, IMO, this thing about lift is a shame, ridiculous. Where are the rules? I wanna read them. Bc the rules are not the same used on IDSF or in America Dance Sport competitions… =/
*shawn’s v.waltz (sorry)
Great job on the cheesecake for that ridiculous “America” night. For me, the Classical theme has been the best so far, mostly b/c I loved David Garrett, even though I think his hair is terrible. I hope “Guilty Pleasures” night will be a pleasure to watch.
I absolutely love Kirstie for starting the trend on thwarting Brooke’s questions! And I also loved that Maks got an award for best butt (crack). But Heidi, how does Maks not appeal to you physically?!? That is one HOOOTTTT body.
Actually, that last move wasn’t a lift because Nicole did it with no assistance from Derek. This is how CAI has described it herself – if you come off the floor in a move you couldn’t have done on your own. If a dancer jumps into the air in a series of flips, their feet are off the floor but it’s not a lift. Hines picking up kym? Total lift – she’s being suspended by Hines. Nicole wrapped her leg around Derek and then, under her own power (the core strength was amazing) turned herself sideways. Since she did it on her own it wasn’t a lift – and it was sexy as hell. The part wher it became a lift was when Derek turned, in another show of strength, stuck his arm between her legs and flipped her up into his arms. But if the music had been over, it wouldn’t have counted against them – that’s what the discussion was about – Derek couldnt hear over the crowd.
BUT the point is the inconsistency in CAI’s calls – either call them all or get the fuck over the stupid rule.
Sorry Stephanie – I am appreciating maks’ personality this season, and I can see why others find him sexy, but he does nothing for me. Everyone has a type, and he’s not mine. 🙂
“Heidi: Her Hard Drive was acting up. Or it was a RAM problem.” Messenger RNA.
Heidi – you got me interested, so I went off searching You Tube. The Derek & Nicole Rumba is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ravvjv3MFwE&feature=related
And as usual, you are totally spot-on. To hear her rant about Derek & Nicole’s lift, and then say nothing about Hines & Kym…. I dunno. Phase of the moon? Tidal forces? Thinking with her lady-bits? Probably a little of all of the above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCu3FDpUGq0&feature=player_embedded
If they did this on the show live it would have most definately been a hit lol. Mark annoys me sometimes but the dude is funny when he wants to be.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ Do you prefer these hearts, Courtney? 😛
I think that calling Derek on the lift suited her because it made the show more competitive – she can’t run away with the competition if they mark her down for the lift. OTOH, for some reason she needed Hines and Kym in first place last night – I wonder if their mission it to make sure we have a different leader every week. Beats me. But the inconsistency is annoying as hell.
“The Cheesiest Cheese that Ever Cheesed” is a very accurate title for the 1000th dance celebration. I think that was the definition of cheesy.
Great job with the awards this week. They truly never disappoint.
I thought Toby Keith’s first song was a bit of a snooze. I wonder if they needed to redo that one a few times or something. No one seemed to be into it.
And, is it just me, or should the cowboy hat come off once in a while? There’s no glaring sun in the ABC studio, is there?
Yeah Heidi, you are right. I forgot that she didn’t use derek’s help.
About Hines and Nicole, (and I like him and you like Derek… hehehe) I consider the same argument that CAI used to judge the final lift on Shawn’s v.waltz… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOaVosfSNik
The problem is that my (your/our) judgments are constant while CAI (and Len) is (are) completely nuts while judging certain couples (Mýa? Bristol? etc…).
think we all are tired of asking judges to be fair, constant and logic… =/ they are just annoying. the only one I can see that is regular in his line of judgment is Bruno. (except in the case of Michael Bolton, when he overtalked but it’s another case…)
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Just for who don’t know, there’ the DanceSport Rule Book Definition of a lift- “any movement during which one of the athletes has both feet off the floor at the same time with the assistance of their partner and either both feet are higher than knee level or are off the floor for more than two beats of music.”
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No help from Derek?
Besides using his body to lift? It wasn’t his hands, but without Derek’s legs to wrap around, she would not have been able to accomplish the feat.
Having said that, I maintain all the ones mentioned were lifts. You had to strain to hear the music in Derek/Nicole’s Rumba, but it was very clearly still going in Hines/Kym’s.
I hate CA though.
I like Hines very much, Carlos – I even would love it if he won. But the only difference between Derek, Hines and marks lifts were where they were in the song. I can totally see why Derek thought the music was over and he thought it was legal. Hines can’t say the same (or kym can’t) as the music was plenty loud. I cant remember how close marks was to the end – but it doesn’t matter. Derek, Mark and Hines aren’t the issue here – carrie ann is.
As for dancesport rules, going by what they say most of what she calls out as a lift, isn’t.
No, cheluza, by CAI’s own definition, it wasn’t a lift until Derek turned around and picked her up. Apparently according to dancesport as well. By your definition, anytime Derek does one of those leapfrog moves over his partner who is just standing there, it’s a lift, which is absurd.
Great cheesecake as always.
Maybe I’m just a perv, but Len’s comments about Rocky Mountains and Yummy Bums don’t bother me anymore than Bruno’s comments. The boob comments are definitely gratuitous since they have nothing to do with the dancing, but I think he’s often giving props for hip action when he talks about the bums in Samba, Cha-Cha, etc.
I started watching Toby Keith, but couldn’t take it and hit the fast forward button. 🙂
Lift-Gate is an annoying distraction and I wish the whole issue would go away. Let’s send CAI a memo and tell her to just get over it (and herself while she’s as it). When I saw Hines pick up Kym while their music was still playing, my heart stopped – and then after I almost had a medical emergency, CAI didn’t call it! Does she only call it on the male pros? I’m trying to think of the last time she called out a male celeb for a lift.
Great cheesecake ladies! How you managed to make me laugh so hard and this week by all means REEKED says a lot of your comedic skills.
I need to rewatch that clip of Cheryl, Nicole and Derek’s second rumba IS ONE OF THE BEST EVER and I IMMEDIATELY thought of that when Carrie Ann did NOT call out Hines. Wow, I’m not alone.
Maybe I’m as dingy as Brooke because I haven’t caught the backtalk going at her although she gives it away with her laugh. I don’t hate Brooke but man is she easy to pick on.
I don’t hate Kendra either but that 1000th dance should NOT have gone to her or Louis (Hate is a strong word, so I will admit I DISLIKE Louis. Sorry it’s going to take a lot to redeem him after going after Nicole and Derek the way he did.)
Yes, I don’t know why the judges are making Ralph the ugly stepchild of Season 12 because, sorry folks but in my admittedly biased opinion, Ralph is miles ahead of Hines (although Hines definitely is getting closer). And when Len said that comment, I was like “IT’S A BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL SAMBA TO AN AMERICAN SOUTHERN ROCK SONG, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!?!?!” And yes, I really was yelling at the TV. Ralph is the first male that is doing well in the competition that I find myself cheering on. Usually, I loathe the men that do well but it mostly has to do with Carrie Ann and how she too is biased (at least that’s how she comes off).
And on a final note, PETRA WAS BEEEEEEAAAAAUUUUUUUTIFUL!!!!
That’s all! Great cheescake again, you two!
Okay, so I’m watching the results show as I type this and OMG! The Brooke back talk has probably got to be the best thing ever!!!
Oh my Lord, I’m sooo glad you guys said something about that stupid lift. I’ve been fussing about that and how much I hate Carrie Ann all week to anyone who would listen. When Derek lifted Nicole it was just like the freaking chimes still vibrating or something; technically the song was over. The lady was still *singing* when Hines picked Kym up and that crazy woman said *nothing*!! Ugh.
By the way – Loved the Kendra “Trailer Park” award! 😀
I swear, Kendra may not be f___ing afraid, but she wouldn’t be able to identify elegance if it assaulted her in the parking lot. :-/ If doctors could surgically remove the crass, all that would be left are two lumps of silicone. 😉
Bwahaha…Sally – good one. 🙂
“I’m not f^#king afraid of elegance!!!” Um…ooookay. FAIL.
The best cheese of the week in my opinion! Thanks Courtney and Heidi for never missing a thing and making whatever it is even funnier! I <3 you guys! 🙂
Great Cheesecake as always, but have to throw in my favorite Tom line of the week. In response to Karina’s suggestion they take the judges out to dinner in return for better scores: “I’m not sure if you were listening Ralph, but Bruno doesn’t just want dinner”.
ahahahaha
Jayne,
I LOLed when I watched. Great you remembered… ahaha
Ok im calling it. Ive never laughed so much while reading the cheesecake than today. ROFL!! Great job Heidi and Courtney! No one can touch yalls cheesecake. 😀 I was so hoping someone else noticed Cheryl’s little trip up while Chris was talikng to the camera! That was cute and her face was priceless.
Actually the fact that Kendra got that 1000th dance is one of the reasons to why all us Petra Nemcova fans in the Petra Conspiracy Theroy Club ” join today, we have t-shirts 🙂 think that she was the one to be cut before her time because we all know that being memorable is a big part of this show and unfortanantly people remembered all the cheestastic crap over Kendra’s so called Foxtrot AND Louis is enough of an airhead that he put very little Foxtrot in there and dressed up as a cross between Abraham Lincoln and someone off Hee How because even he has faced that Kendra isnt a very good dancer and has about as much class as Larry The Cable Guy after a pack of Sam Adams, but alas she still gets a 22! UGH! Btw, Sally..LOL! 🙂