Yep, it’s a mashup folks. We didn’t get around to it last week, so we’re doing both weeks NOW!! I’m feeling Bergeron-ian – I almost said LIVE!!!!! This is The CHEESECAKE AWARDS!!! :::cue music:::
From Week 2:
WTF? In Costuming Award – Female: Anna Trebunskaya
Heidi: 99 Luft Balloons Go By, nah nah nah nahnahnah! Sorry, everytime I saw that dress, that song went through my head. No, I don’t know what a “luft balloon” is, but I think the song was originally done in…German? Beats me. You know, all the pros have tics, Anna’s is tulle skirts with bizarro tops. Wasn’t her re-do dance in the finale with Evan a pale blue tulle concoction?? Not a fan. But I love Anna though.
Courtney: Ja, fräulein – “99 Luftballoons” was originally recorded in German by the band Nena. And a “luftballoon” is really just a regular “toy” balloon…the song was written about what could happen if a bunch of balloons released in the sky were mistaken for some sort of nuclear weapon, triggering a nuclear war that results in the end of the world. I feel deceived…it sounds like such a happy song…:-( You guys know I’m gonna be all over 80s week when it rolls around! But I digress. Anna’s dress kinda reminded me of a gumball machine…but I dug it. She looked like one of the extras from Hairspray. Strange as it may sound – it kinda worked for me.
The “Be Careful What you Wish for Cuz Getting it Hurts” Award: Carson for telling Anna to Slap Him
Heidi: Dude, she’s RUSSIAN!! Don’t wind her up and then ask her to hit you! Word to the wise.
Courtney: Not to stereotype, but I think Carson is someone that’s probably more often on the giving end of slaps across the face than the receiving one. I bet he can deliver one with the perfect amount of drama and style. 8)
Heidi: And then help you with your foundation afterwards. Read more..