DWTS Season 13, Week 5 – Who’s Dancing What…and When?

Here’s the trend for the week: rumba rumba tango tango samba samba….jive foxtrot??  Ummm….yeah, love me some theme weeks.  It makes it SO easy to compare the dancers to each other. :::rolls eyes:::  Rob versus Nancy? Don’t much care to see either Rumba…sorry, fans.  I think Hope and David both could do really well with the tango and I think the judges want them around for a while so these should be no brainers.  The sambas?? Well, JR will rock it and Chaz won’t – mission accomplished there, too.  Carson’s Jive scares the crap outta me and Ricki’s Foxtrot?? Well, that scares me too, but only because I know what song they are dancing to – and they kinda  got screwed (again). However, they are FAR from alone on crappy song selection…more on that later. :-)

ETA: Gah, I hate Hello.  Ugh.

ETA 2: And Tristan fans breathe a sigh of relief. :-)  It could have been worse. Can I say I also do NOT like JR’s song. :::sigh::: It’s fine for a Samba, I’m sure, I just don’t like that song.

ETA 3: Yes, we’re aware that Chaz is dancing to Mark and Shawn’s Samba song. :-)

ETA 4: Squeeeee…..Tainted Love. “Touch me please I cannot stand the way you teaaase!!!”

ETA 5: JR is dancing 4th?? Hmmm…that may or may not be good. 4th of 8th might be at the top of the hour, but dang, we’re gonna have a lot of filler.

ETA 6: Step one in “this is Hope’s week” is complete, she’s dancing first and setting the bar.

ETA 7: You think Hope has it bad? Carson is in the crap spot!

Rob/Cheryl - Rumba (Song: Hello Hello - 20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Lionel Richie by Lionel Ritchie)
Dancing 5th
Phone: 1-800-868-3402

Nancy/Tristan - Rumba (Song: True True - Now That's What I Call the 80s by Spandau Ballet)
Phone: 1-800-868-3405

David/Kym - Tango (Song: Tainted Love The Very Best of Soft Cell - Soft Cell by Soft Cell)
Phone: 1-800-868-3406

Hope/Maks - Tango (Song: Livin’ on a Prayer Livin' On a Prayer - Cross Road by Bon Jovi)
Dancing 1st
Phone: 1-800-868-3408

Carson/Anna - Jive (Song: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Now That's What I Call the 80s by Wham!)
Dancing 2nd
Phone: 1-800-868-3409

JR/Karina - Samba (Song: Conga Conga - Greatest Hits by Gloria Estefan)
Dancing 4th
Phone: 1-800-868-3410

Ricki/Derek - Foxtrot (Song: Easy Lover Easy Lover - 80's Pop Hits by Phil Collins)
Phone: 1-800-868-3411

Chaz/Lacey - Samba (Song: Get Down On It Get Down on It - 20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Kool & The Gang by Kool and the Gang)
Dancing 6th
Phone: 1-800-868-3412