Ah, week three – let’s all recreate iconic dances and make fans of the original cringe in horror. I thought I would post this one a bit early, since it is bound to generate a lot of talk. We’ll do the Cheesecake tomorrow, for those wondering. Still lookin’ for a porno gif of the week.
ETA: As I’m adding the video links to the post I’m watching the dances and I have to say…iconic?? Yes to the Futuristic Paso and yes to Mel and Maks Paso.
ETA2: Okay…maybe Julianne and Apolo…and I adore Carson. And Julianne and Helio…but wasn’t that one all about the kiss at the end??
ETA3: Hmmm…I think that Helio and Julianne stretch the rules a good bit in their dance. I think Derek’s going to break them completely, judging by one picture I saw.
ETA4: UPDATE to Gilles/Peta’s dance. They were inspired by Maks and Erin’s tango – which Court says is ordinary and which I can’t even remember. At all. Silly. And by they way, Gilles, your tooting of your own horn on Twitter, telling us how epic and amazing you’re going to be is not only tiresome, but cringe inducing. STFU, you’re making me want to vomit.
ETA5: Awesome, Gilles dancing second. Of course, he’s telling us his dance is “real hard” and he wants to make it wonderful for us. He could make it wonderful for me by shutting up. Geez.
ETA6: This is starting to look….interesting.
ETA7: Sheery, in the comments, says a Bristol fansite (there is such a thing??) is saying she’s 10th. And Mari mentioned that Karina tweeted that they were fourth, although I somehow missed that one. So, by process of elimination, Derek and Shawn have the pimp spot. Perhaps the rumors about that dance are true?
Drew/Anna – recreating Joey & Ashly’s season 1 cha-cha to “Crazy in Love” by Beyonce
Voting #: 1-800-868-3408
Melissa/Tony – recreating JR & Karina’s season 13 samba to “Conga” by Gloria Estefan
Voting #: 1-800-868-3406
Apolo/Karina – recreating Gilles & Cheryl’s season 8 foxtrot to “Fever” by Michael Buble
Voting #: 1-800-868-3407
Kelly/Val – recreating Laila & Maks’ season 4 paso doble to “Espana Cani” by Erich Kunzel
Voting #: 1-800-868-3411
Kirstie/Maks – recreating Carson & Anna’s season 13 cha-cha to “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5
Voting #: 1-800-868-3412
Sabrina/Louis – recreating Mel B & Maks’ season 5 paso doble to “Free Your Mind” by En Vogue (?)*
Voting #: 1-800-868-3403
Emmett/Cheryl – recreating Mario & Karina’s season 3 paso doble to “Cancion Del Mariachi” by Desperado Los Lobos & Antonio Banderas (?)*
Voting #: 1-800-868-3413
Helio/Chelsie – recreating Apolo & Julianne’s season 4 quickstep to “Mr. Pinstripe Suit” by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Voting #: 1-800-868-3404
Bristol/Mark – recreating Derek & Joanna’s season 9 futuristic paso doble to “Living on Video” by Trans-X
Dancing 10th (Bristol fansite??)
Voting #: 1-800-868-3409
Shawn/Derek – recreating Helio & Julianne’s season 5 quickstep to “Hey Pachuco” from The Mask
Dancing 11th (process of elimination)
Voting #: 1-800-868-3402
*Sabrina & Emmitt could be switched – Courtney picked what seemed most likely for each. We’ll update when we find out.