Well, it case you hadn’t figured it out, Courtney and I got overwhelmed last week and didn’t get the cheesecake baked before the next performance show. So this week you get a supersized version – twice as b#@chy and twice as long. Well, maybe not twice as long…there aren’t that many things funny about this show any more.
The “YO! I said Shut UP!” Award: Carrie Ann Inaba whose mic wasn’t working when she was trying to critique Sean’s dancing
Heidi: I think someone’s trying to tell her something. Either Sean has magic powers or it’s not nice to diss the “family”. Or the production muppets fail again. Take your pick.
Courtney: I think they should dream up some sort of communication obstacle for her each week, just so we don’t have to listen to her self-righteous blathering. Maybe one week, she’ll have to phrase all of her critiques in pig Latin; the next week, tell her she can’t use any verbs; the following week, she will only be allowed to use hand gestures. Then I’d actually look forward to her critiques – for the pure comedy they would bring
Heidi: “You ucksay and I inkthay I awsay a iftlay!”
The “You don’t look like a screamer” Award: Lindsay, for screaming her way through the Paso Doble with Victor
Heidi: Hey! That’s totally not what I meant! You people with dirty minds. Anyway, I’m not so sure the “I’m a maniac” method works, particularly on guys like Victor. Really, screaming at the top of your lungs?? You can see her yelling through out the entire dance!
Courtney: Poor Lindsay – she’s just terribly, terribly green when it comes to being a pro. I highly doubt that if your celeb is messing up, yelling at him at progressively louder volumes is going to help. And really, if he’s screwing up that bad in the first place – you probably haven’t done your job as a pro and gotten him rehearsed enough. It’s times like these where I think to myself, “Would it have KILLED you guys to just put her in the troupe for a season or two?” Read more..