Okay, due to heavy traffic, we have to institute a few ground rules for tonight show. Most of these are good rules ALL OF THE TIME, and are basic netiquette.
- DO NOT hitrefresh every few seconds – in fact, do not hit refresh every five minutes! Read, comment if you like, then walk away from the computer for five to ten minutes. I know this is hard, but it will prevent others from losing their minds trying to read and/or update the site.
- DO NOT use the comment section like it’s twitter – it’s not twitter. Make an actual comment with context of who you’re talking about, who you’re talking to (if it applies), etc. Context, and more than one line. If you break this rule more than one time, I start deleting. If you do it a couple times, you’ll find yourself on moderation. Perhaps for life. Keep in mind that if you can’t follow this rule, I can make you follow it.
- Try very hard to keep the ugly to a minimum. Think before you post. If you’ve been called out previously on this blog for your behavior, this will be extra important because there’s only so much I will tolerate. I’m not talking about differing opinions, I’m talking about nasty. If I get the sense that you are purposely trolling (look it up if you’re not sure), I will just block you. No warning other than this one.
Okay, that’s all I can think of. Let the games begin. Take a drink every time ALM is a mean ole beyotch and you’ll really enjoy the show! 😀
Court here, filling in for Heidi, who is running a tad late Is it just me, or is Mark sounding an awful lot like Robin Thicke these days?
Oh, I see Abby Lee has her happy face on tonight…NOT.
Good to see Charlie is safe. Mama Spence, however, is worried that Sharna’s bewbs are gonna fall out of her dress during their quickstep.
Charlie kills the quickstep, and both Len & Abby go in for the kill. Tonight is gonna be a loooong night, I’m afraid.
Ok, happy that Charlie got that long-overdue 40, but did anyone else think those were the most incongruous scores/critiques EVER??! The way they were critiquing, I was expecting 8’s. Why pick someone apart if you’re gonna give them a 10? Kinda defeats the purpose…
ETA 1: Heidi here – I’m back!! Is it my imagination or are these dances really short. Perhaps it’s just that Danica’s dance took so long to get started. Ha! Len just copied me.
Meryl and Maks – Rumba or contemporary? I saw rumba content, but they were skating awfully close to the edge there. Of course Bruno loves it. Lord, I’m tired of hearing about their chemistry – and is that CAI justifying her good comments?? She’s recalling Charlie’s rumba – and she’s right about that. Len’s coming down with CAI…and ABL needs to be put out of our misery. Seriously. LOL…sickled feet. Beyotch – bite me. Maks: “Can we go now.” Come on MAKS – if ever you were going to spout off, NOW is the time!!!
ALERT….ALERT…ALERT….for the next 10 minutes I’m going to be a Maks fan. I might even declare this “Maks day” on the blog. Seriously – MOST of the time I hate his spouting off, but I think this time was beyond appropriate.
ETA 2: I knew Mark would give Candace a good dance to that song. Very nice. One or two tiny rough spots, but I loved it.
ETA 3: So a Derek fan just asked me if his critics would comment about Val’s smoke machine. :::crickets::: LOL – as if.
ETA 4: Wait…so Meryl gets an 8 from ALM, but JAMES gets a 10?? And we thought CAI judged with her vajayjay. Lord have mercy. I’m okay with Meryl getting an 8 for that….but in that case, James should have had a 7, not a 10.
OMG, Amy and Derek…perfection. And I rarely use that to describe anyone. But I have to comment on Derek’s face. He was working up a good head of PISSED OFF on Amy’s behalf. I’ve been watching that boy for a long time, but that was his “You diss my girl, I kick your asssss” face. I think it’s very good thing for ALM that she didn’t take any unwarranted shots at him. Anyway, that was a kick ass AT – I expect nothing less from Derek Hough.
ETA 5: Well, can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I think Meryl and Danica got a bit hosed. Of course, that song is the worst thing I’ve heard on this show in a while, so there’s that too. I tried to block it out and just look at the dancing and I didn’t think it was as bad as 8’s. All 9’s would have been more appropriate.
ETA 6: Wow wow wow….Candace and Charlie!! Excellent dance. I wonder if the producers will blur Sharna’s lips in the skybox for the west coast. 😀 Love it Sharna, keep it coming.
ETA 7: Ouch – that fall was kinda bad…and Derek’s face. And again, I have to go to Derek’s face during the judging – I don’t know if he realizes it, but he has a face when Abby is talking that says he’s either pissed or disgusted – not sure which. He was pretty vehement a few years ago in his criticism of ALM, either he or Mark called her teaching style “child abuse” and it appears to me that he’s not had a change of heart on that one.
Man…I don’t want any of them to go home at this point.
And the eliminee is….Danica. I’m sad to say I called this one correctly. I had no trouble with the site tonight, so I think that means our readers all behaved themselves -thanks ya’ll.