Dancing with the Stars Season 19, Week 5 – Who’s Dancing What….and When? (Song Spoilers)

Wow, everyone is getting a tiny bit hosed this week in terms of either song or style – in some cases both. Except for Janel of course. The pimpage increases – do wish they’d quit trying so hard to make her happen and just let the show evolve more organically. All you screamin’ Val fans whining and crying about Derek asking Colbie to sing while he and Beth danced can STFU now. Not only did she get a dance very close to what she’s trained in, she got the artist singing for her this week (rumor, anyway) – and that artist is also guest judge! Much more preferential treatment than Derek going to a friend and asking her to sing. I expect that the hypocritical among you won’t be satisfied, regardless. Too bad, so sad.

Actually, giving Lea “Broadway” is pretty obnoxious too, considering that she just had contemporary – but I think she could use two good weeks in a row. She’s not getting the pimpage that Janel is. I like her a lot and think she has a lot of potential. Unfortunately, doing Broadway doesn’t really give Val the opportunity to fix her posture problems that she’s had in ballroom/latin numbers.

Rumor going around that Joey Fatone is singing Jonathan and Peta’s song – for reals? Too much weirdness for me this week. 🙂

ETA: Mike and Antonio…the latter is totally screwed, I’m thinking. What a craptastic song.

ETA2: So, they won’t show Tommy’s “salute” on camera, but will give him songs which heavily imply the same? :::rolls eyes:::

Janel and Artem (Val) – Burlesque (“Mama Knows Best” by Jessie J )
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Jonathan and Peta (Allison) – Jitterbug (“Rock this Town” by The Stray Cats )
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Bethany and Mark (Derek) – Hip-hop (“She Came to Give it To You” by Usher feat. Nicki Minaj )
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Alfonso and Chery (Whitney) – Flamenco
Dancing 4th
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Lea and Val (Artem) – Broadway (“You Can’t Stop the Beat” from Hairspray )
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Michael and Whitney (Emma) – Disco (Song: “Car Wash” by Rose Royce )
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Antonio and Allison (Cheryl) – Bollywood (Song:“1234 Get on the Dance Floor” by Vishal Dadlani )
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Tommy and Emma (Peta) – Mambo (Song: “Pass the Dutchie” by Musical Youth )
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Sadie and Derek (Mark) – Charleston (“Crazy Stupid Love” by Cheryl Cole feat. Tinie Tempah )
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From camera blocking during Allison and Antonio’s dance

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Hooray for Bollywood! @antoniosabatojr & @allisonholker have some so cool stuff planned for Monday. The Switch Up is just a day away! #DWTS #DWTSswitchup

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