DWTS Season 20, Week 1 – Dancing by the Numbers

So sorry that this has been much delayed this week – I’m still trying to catch up from my whirlwind trip to New York City. If anyone cares, I saw Book of Mormon, New York Spring Spectacular (twice) and Wicked. All were tremendous. As I was telling someone on Twitter, Derek actually sings as much as he dances in this show and that was a real treat. Great voice on that boy.  My favorite line from the very sacrilegious Book of Mormon??  “Jesus thinks you’re a dick.”  OMG, I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Anyway, I highly recommend all three shows and it was nice to have a long break from the internets. 😉

There isn’t much to discuss this week, really – I don’t see how Charlotte can survive elimination. I will be surprised if it’s anyone else, really, although I suppose that Redfoo isn’t in line with the DWTS audience…but I think Charlotte is even LESS in line. I sure did like her though.  Actually, I really liked everyone – I’ll love Rumer if she can keep up her current attitude (and prevent Val from talking). 🙂

I thought Nastia danced as well as Rumer – don’t really get the hype there, although I can guess their motivations. I think Riker, upon re-watching, was over scored when compared to the two women. He was pretty good, but his hands and arms were horribly distracting. Willow was underscored, I think. Robert is quite attractive – he’s got a gorgeous smile.  Kym should go for it. I LOVED Patti – sure, she was somewhat lacking in content, but she’s an older lady. There’s something about her –  I have to agree with the judges. She has an aura.

I was also very pleasantly surprised by Chris – he danced very well. We’ll see how he holds up when Witney only has a week to work on him. This coming Monday will be the true test. I think Michael has the potential to play spoiler – he had a very good dance, he has rhythm and Peta did a great job with him and gave him good choreo.  I think Peta may be right up there with Witney and Kym as my favorite female professionals. I do think Michael was underscored relative to Chris and Noah – give the man another point or two.  He really should be up with Robert. But, Len don’t like football players for some reason.

Anyway, where did we end up by the end of last Monday night??

DWTS 20 Week 1 Table 1

 

This isn’t actually too terribly bad in terms of scores and spread. Yeah, there were lots of ties, but there ain’t nothing wrong with that. Good to see them handing out 5s…and no 9s.  Do wish they would have called out Rumer on the lack of content – they would have if it had been Derek – but I will be hopeful for the future.

So, our low scorers are Charlotte and Redfoo. Honestly, if I could pick, I would pick Charlotte to stick around. Redfoo is just taking this all too seriously and Charlotte seems like a sweet girl. But, Redfoo only needs ONE more vote than Charlotte to stay over her. I think it likely that he gets that vote and that makes him safe. What does Charlotte need to stay, if Redfoo is definitely safe??

DWTS 20 Week 1 Table 2

As you can see, Charlotte needs to get nearly 9.5k more votes per million votes cast than Suzanne, Willow or Patti.  I think all three of those ladies have bigger fanbases that Charlotte does – and really, I don’t know which of them I would pick to go home instead of her. I think I would pick Redfoo to go home…but I don’t think that’s going to happen. I just don’t think Charlotte has the juice to get past the iconic Suzanne fanbase, the Hunger Games fanbase (yet) or the iconic Motown fanbase of Patti.

I also don’t think Charlotte has the juice to get past the next tier, consisting of Michael, Chris and Noah. She would need 12.6k more votes per million votes cast than one of them – Chris and Noah, definitely not. Michael? Nope. I don’t think so.

Just for fun, here’s what the next grouping looks like in terms of spread.

DWTS 20 Week 1 Table 3

Anyway, I think it’s Charlotte going home. If by some miracle she has a much larger fanbase than I realize, then I think it’s Redfoo. I will be surprised by any other outcome. And if it is some other outcome, I will do a recap explaining it.