SPOILERS!!! DWTS Season 11 Week 1 – The Results

Well, I had this one in the mix, but didn’t call it. I don’t actually think any of the bloggers did. πŸ™‚ I suggested it after a Tom Bergeron tweet this afternoon, but that doesn’t really count.

The Eliminated Couple? The Hoff and Kym. Oh, Kym, you epitome of hot woman we all wish we could be, how I will miss you.

The Score Card:
Courtney: Had the Hoff in fifth place. Understandable – I thought he had a fanbase too, but maybe it’s all international these days.

Heidi: Well, I considered it for a brief moment but never believed it would happen. Thought for sure it was between The Sitch and The Cho.

Marianya: Ms. Mari chooses the hard road and makes a prediction of the scores before she sees the dances. Based mainly on who’s dancing what and an estimation of how well they’ll do. And judging by how well Courtney and I did tonight, she can’t fare worse. πŸ™‚ She nailed Kurt and Brandy’s scores – excellent! But she had David getting a 20, doing better than Kyle, Audrina and several others.

Ah well. We all struck out this week – except for John who leaves the predictions to us women. πŸ˜‰

Tune in tomorrow for the Cheesecake awards. Beware – I feel bitchier than normal. πŸ™‚ I wuz robbed of an all pro, no musical act, dance. And that pisses me OFF.