DWTS Who Wore it Better? Part XIV – The Pre-Season 13 Edition!
While you guys got to ooh, ahh, and discuss the official season 13 promo photos, I was busy trying to compile everything for WWIB – so you’ll have to forgive me if I’m a bit cranky in these critiques. 🙂 In reality, I actually started compiling pictures for this last week, after the first celebs tweeted pix of themselves at their respective shoots, but it still left a lot to do once they FINALLY released the pix today (3 days late, I might add…ahem, ABC, you listening? ;-)). Anywho! As I was telling Heidi, there were definitely a few…odd things about this season’s promo photos. So let’s get right to it, shall we?
Battle of the midnight blue, sparkly one-shoulder rumba dress: Anna’s pre-season 13 photo shoot with Carson vs. Anna’s rumba with Evan in season 10
Courtney: I was joking on Twitter that I bet Carson was the reason the promo photos were released later than usual – he must’ve been picky about he & Anna’s costumes 😉 From the look on Carson’s face, maybe he didn’t get his way – he looks pouty. Then again, maybe it’s just extraordinarily awkward for him to be touching Anna “that way”…look at how awkwardly his hands are placed. I worry that these 2 could struggle with really romantic dances like the rumba, if that’s what’s really going here. Then again, Carson could take to the drama of the dances like a fish to water…but anyway! Love Anna, love this dress & the color of it, but I have to go with rumba Anna for this one, for reasons of hair alone – WTF were they trying to do with it in the photoshoot? Seems like they were torn between some Snooki-like bump in the back and loose waves in the front. Ooh wee. And can I just say, this dress is far too similar to the rumba dress she wore with Kurt in season 11 – when you’re dealing with various lighting conditions in photos, it’s hard to tell the 2 apart!
Heidi: Yep, I have to go with Rumba Anna too – and it was also about the hair for me too. 🙂 I think we’re, like, mind-melding or something. Poor Carson. His lack of experience with women may end up costing him. I believe he did say that himself, did he not?
The winner: Rumba Anna!! It’s all in the hair.
Battle of the flowy, white, jeweled ballgown: Elisabetta’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with Val vs. Chelsea’s foxtrot with Mark in season 12
Heidi: Do NOT understand the need to chop off the length on these gorgeous ballroom dresses. WHY?? This dress on Chelsea was so gorgeous, long and flowy – and it loses all it’s impact once it’s chopped off. Gotta go with Chelsea for style….not to mention that I don’t find Val attractive so that kinda hurts Elisabetta’s chances with me. 🙂
Courtney: I may have “hated” on Chelsea & Mark all last season (according to some readers…) but I have to say – this was my favorite dress Chelsea wore. Thought it was simple, elegant, and age-appropriate. And while I think Elisabetta looks STUNNING in it, I have to go with Chelsea here – the overall styling & very old Hollywood feel they gave her seems to suit the dress better. One funny note: did they catch Val trying to sniff Elisabetta’s hair? Because his face is half-covered by it, and he looks…guilty. 😉
The winner: Chelsea by a length.
Battle of the cranberry silk embroidered ballgown: Hope’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with Maks vs. Jennifer’s tango with Derek in season 11
Courtney: Can’t remember who it was that called this the “red velvet cake” dress, but you’re totally on the money…and making me crave baked goods. 😛 Or maybe cranberry juice. Anywho! We don’t see too many cranberry-hued costumes on the show – maybe because it feels like a very formal shade? Idk. I love the embroidery on the sleeves & waist, and I always love open-backed dresses, but I have to say I think a bit of the magic of the original was lost when they shortened the dress – by shortening it, I think they were trying to make it feel more “Latin” than ballroom, but the color & styling of the bodice still scream “ballroom!” to me…so for that reason, I’m gonna go with Jennifer. I prefer the dress long, and the pulled-back hair & matching lipstick complete the look.
Heidi: Again, the chopping up of a perfectly beautiful dress. Gotta go with Courtney and choose Jennifer. Frankly, the dress just doesn’t look right shorter and Court pretty much summed up why. I do like Maks’ matching shirt though – that’s a nice touch.
Courtney: I think I figured out why exactly I don’t love the shortened version: it looks too much like a figure skating costume. Slap some skates on Hope and she’s ready for Skating with the Stars. Why couldn’t they have put her in a different cranberry-colored Latin costume? Like maybe Audrina’s Argentine tango costume?
The winner: Red velvet cake is always a winner…but we prefer our pieces with some length to them.
Battle of the silver-fringed, jeweled Latin dress: Karina’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with JR vs. Chelsie’s pre-season 12 photoshoot vs. Chelsie’s cha-cha with Jake in season 10
Heidi: I love Karina’s bangs! She looks very pretty. But I think I’ll go with the middle Chelsie…I deduct points for the long black gloves as an accessory choice with this dress. I do not like the above-the-elbow gloves with the short latin dresses. Just don’t get that fashion choice at all. So, while middle Chelsie wins for me, Karina takes second and right Chelsie gets third place. 🙂
Courtney: This was one of the many oddities I noticed with this season’s photo shoot pictures – why did Karina decide to reuse a dress that had already been worn for a promo pic? Let alone one that was just used LAST SEASON. It may not seem like a big deal, but to my knowledge, no costume has ever gotten used in a promo shoot more than once, and since the promo photos are often the ones that linger the longest of any of the photos taken during a particular season, you’d think they’d try harder to make them more…unique. It’s not like they don’t have a ton of costumes to choose from 🙂 But I digress once more. Gotta stick with Chelsie on this one, because this doesn’t look like something Karina would design for herself – all the more reason I am befuddled as to why it was picked for her.
The winner: Chelsie still owns the battle of the silver fringe.
Battle of the cranberry corset-top, tulle-overlayed dress: Lacey’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with Chaz vs. Lacey in the “Toxic” showdown with Val in season 11
Heidi: Gotta say, I think this one is a draw for me. I think it’s a rather silly dress to begin with, and while I like the red streaks in Lacey’s hair on the right, I despise those little chopped up gloves that she’s wearing. So….a tie. 🙂 I will say though, that that lighting on the left-hand picture compliments the dress more – you can see all the detail work on it much better.
Courtney: Tee hee…my screen-capping skillz make me giggle sometimes 😉 If you’re wondering exactly what Lacey is doing in the photo on the right – I think she’s attempting to make some sort of come-hither gesture to Val and is failing. 😛 I can’t say I’m wild about this dress, but it does look very “Lacey-ish”. I guess I prefer it in the “Toxic” number – the streaks in the hair & the edgy makeup seem to suit it better than the more plain makeup & hair they gave her in the pre-season photoshoot. Another observation: I know some people are saying “Oh, Chaz must not be that short after all – Lacey’s standing next to him wearing heels.” Well, he may actually be a bit taller than her, but I think they’re already employing a few tricks to help as well – Lacey’s standing further back than he is, which could alter the perspective; and it looks like Chaz’s hair is gelled straight up, and he may have a bit of a heel on his shoes. Now let’s see if they have tricks to minimize the height difference between Peta & Ron, too…
The winner: Lacey…and no one else. 😛
Battle of the pearl-encrusted, cut-out tango dress: Kym’s Argentine tango with Hines in season 12 vs. Kym’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with David
Courtney: My favorite dress of season 12, PERIOD. Love the racy cut-out sides, love the nude color, and ADORE the fact that Kym eschewed the cliched rhinestone coating and had it encrusted with pearls instead. Love the dress in both pix, but I gotta go with photoshoot Kym – the loose, romantic waves they put in her hair seem to really sexify the dress.
Heidi: Ditto – I also like her partner on the right (cute!) and just her posture is better and works with the dress better. Totally agree about the hair. Doesn’t Kym choose this color for her photoshoots a lot?? It’s a color that really works on her.
The winner: Photoshoot Kym proves that pearls can be sexy.
Battle of the black mesh, fringed & jeweled dress: Ricki’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with Derek vs. Marissa’s 2nd rumba with Tony in season 6
Heidi: Mmmmm….Derek. 🙂 I’ve got to send his trainer cookies or something for the work he’s done on Derek. He looks…bigger. Or in the words of his trainer…”jacked up”. All growed up. Oh. Dresses. Well, since I don’t like Marissa’s stockings, and I don’t like her hair…and, well, I don’t much like HER, I have to go with Ricki for better hair and a hunkier than ever partner. 🙂
Courtney: Love that they’ve got 2 former Tracy Turnblad portrayers in the same dress 🙂 Seems like kind of a cool homage. I don’t exactly love this dress, so it makes it hard for me to pick a winner. Seems to look better with Ricki’s coloring, but that could just be a spray tan and some photoshoot lighting giving her a nice glow. But wait – is Derek wearing a black shirt with brown pants? WTF???
Heidi: Derek’s wearing pants?? Oh…yes, it appears they are a different color. 😉 Seems to be an odd choice for him. Very out of the ordinary. Wonder why?
The winner: In the tale of two Tracy Turnblads, Ricki emerges victorious 🙂
Battle of the brown fringed & jeweled Latin dress: Nancy’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with Tristan vs. Kirstie’s 1st samba with Maks in season 12
Courtney: Nancy actually looks quite nice in this dress, methinks. Perhaps even better than Kirstie. She’s certainly got her tatas ready for battle! Gotta say – Nancy is pleasantly surprising me so far. She seems like she’s actually excited to be doing this, and has set aside her courtroom aggression for the meantime. And Tristan, good on ya – you look happy 😀
Heidi: Ah, we finally disagree on one. I have to go with Kirstie. I think she works this dress better just by nature of her hairstyle which is long and flowing rather than…helmut-y. Yes, I am making up words as we go.
The winner: It serves both Nancy & Kirstie pretty well…so what can brown do for YOU? 😉
Battle of the silver silk jeweled ballgown: Pam’s foxtrot with Damian in season 10 vs. Chynna’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with Tony
Heidi: Chynna isn’t wearing this dress, the dress is wearing her. Pam embodies what that dress was designed for – she owns it. Even the elbow length gloves work with this dress and her hair…and her makeup. Just gorgeous! And am I mis-remembering or is this another dress that was nearly full length and they’ve chopped it again?? Step AWAY from the scissors!
Courtney: Chynna has aged incredibly well, but the overall effect of this silver gown on her seems…bland. She’s very pretty, yes, but there’s nothing about the picture that really jumps out at me – and I’m afraid that may be the theme for me with regards to Chynna & Tony this season 🙁 Whenever I’m rattling off the names of the couples, they always seem to be the ones I forget, maybe because there’s been relatively little media coverage of them. Idk – maybe they’re deliberately flying under the radar so they can surprise everyone in week one. Time will tell! But Pam, my little blonde bombshell of season 10 – she’s a total Marilyn in this one, down to the sex kitten hair, elbow-length gloves, and red lips. *sigh* I miss Pam & Damian…
The winner: You don’t mess with Pam Anderson.
Battle of the black, lacey, fringey dress: Cheryl in the season 12 finale opening dance with Chris vs. Cheryl’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with Rob
Courtney: This must be one of those generic dresses they always seem to have on-hand in order to fit a particular color scheme, because nothing about it was really triggering a “Eureka!” moment for me until someone mentioned that it could be Karina’s dress from the season 11 finale – of course it wasn’t, but it at least got me thinking along the lines of finale performances and that’s where I finally found this one. It’s pretty, but unremarkable for me – Cheryl herself doesn’t even seem to be uber-excited to be wearing it in either picture. I guess I’ll go with photoshoot Cheryl, because she’s at least smiling…although Rob still looks like kind of a putz to me.
Heidi: Blah. Boring. Both times. 🙁 I think Rob IS a putz. It’s actually painful to have him in my DWTS List on twitter.
The winner: Zzzzz….oh, we were supposed to pick a winner? I guess photoshoot Cheryl…now let me sleep…zzzzzz
Battle of the gold lame/gold sequin romper: Kristin’s pre-season 13 photoshoot with Mark vs. Julianne’s freestyle with Helio in season 5 vs. Karina’s pro dance to Selena Gomez with Derek in season 9
Courtney: WARNING: this is NOT the same costume. Well, Kristin’s is not – I’m convinced they bought that nonsense on the clearance rack at Wet Seal…or bought it at a costume auction after Take Me Home Tonight wrapped (BTW, good movie for a few laughs – well worth the $1.08 the bf & I paid for it at the Redbox ;-)). In other words – I hate that gold thing and I have no idea why they decided to put such a pretty girl in such a tacky costume when they clearly have a bajillion suitable leftover costumes at their disposal. *stamps foot* Seriously…whyyyy? Even the the very similar gold sequin romper that Julianne & Karina both wore would be an improvement over this…thing. And don’t even get me started on Mark’s shoes…although, if they were going for the 80’s theme with their photoshoot, he does look vaguely like Duckie from Pretty In Pink…except Duckie is wicked awesome and Mark is just kinda bogus, dude. </80’sslang>
Heidi: Pretty sure they give the dancers a selection to choose from. Just sayin’. This is one gawdawful dress that made me think trailer park Saturday night when I first saw it. Maybe that’s harsh…but didn’t gold lame dresses go out in the 90’s. Or the 70’s? Or both?? I mean, really, at least that gawdawful romper (and you all know how I feel about that cut around the legs) IS a romper. Kristen’s is a dress that is cut up to THERE. Seriously? You’re going there on day 1? Also, you do realize that Mark got those damn shoes bedazzled don’t you? Because we couldn’t see them well enough as it is – because it is much more important that we see Mark’s feet than his partner’s. Or…the dude is just tacky. Are we picking a winner here? I go with Karina because she’s suffocating Derek with her hair. 🙂 Helio is cool too though.
The winner: Helio & Karina. And perhaps Jon Cryer.
And a special note on Peta’s dress…
We tried, kids, we really tried…but we (and the many PureDWTS readers I solicited both here and on Twitter) were clueless about this feathered thing Peta is wearing. I (Court) swear I’ve seen her wear it somewhere OUTSIDE the dance floor (either in the audience of DWTS or another premiere or something), but for the life of me, I cannot recall specifics. I even asked Peta on Twitter – no response. If you have seen this dress before and can tell us where exactly, we’ll update this post and give you credit 🙂 But until then, here is some commentary from Heidi & I…
Heidi: What in the hell was Peta thinking? From the psuedo dress to the pose it’s just all the way wrong. I think it might actually be the pose that really caps it off. It kinda looks like Ron is carrying his child in her swimsuit on his hip. Or you could go slightly porno if you want, but I’m trying not to think about that. This is actually a horrendous picture for me – such a gorgeous woman but how did she get to this pose in this outfit??
Courtney: I’m sorry, but this seriously seems like the worst of this batch of promo photos to me. The pose is just totally weird – can you believe that Peta’s leg is actually hidden behind Ron’s back? Believe it – Peta confirmed it. And this dress just feels odd to me – like they just took a tank top and slapped some feathers on the bottom. And speaking of bottoms…I hate that Peta’s is just kinda hanging out in this pic. Add to that the strange pouffy hair, and I’m just left thinking, “WTF???”
There’s a new video coming up shortly in a new post that shows Peta wrapping her back leg behind Ron and it’s held in Ron’s right knee area. It looked more natural that way. I swear…it looks like they took it out?
And LOL to Hope’s dress looking more like a figure skating costume. IT DOES! But, I still really like it on her. I loved it on Jennifer too. The perfect color for them both too.
I love how Heidi just sees Derek when she is first looking at the Ricki and Marissa photos. I do too. I can’t see anything else. What a doll!!
And I have to say, I don’t/didn’t like that brown Samba dress on either Nancy or Kirstie. It makes their hips look so big. They should burn that thing. lol
And Girls, I know what you went through to get this post up! For what it’s worth, this is indeed one of your best WWIB posts ever! Seriously!!! GOOD JOB!!!
And LOL to Rob being a “putz”!!! SO AGREE!!!
Heidi – I agree, I thought I was the only one that did not find Val attractive, not in the least.
That brown dress of Kirstie and Nancy is somewhat similar to the black dress of Ricki and Marissa, both with long fringe hanging down…. Both of these dresses should be banished from the dancefloor kingdom never to return.
All the hours you girls put into this site are enormously appreciated, Thank You! 🙂
Vogue, I totally agree about the brown, sparkly samba dress that Kirstie/Nancy are wearing. It’s horrible, and does not help these ladies’ figures at all. Nancy is always impeccably dressed whenever I see her on TV, and she does have a figure. Yes, she’s busty, but she also does have a waist, and that brown fringe-y thing is awful.
I totally agree about the chopping of the dresses! Chynna’s makes hers look like something I would find at Kohl’s or the bargain bin at JC Penney, and her pose does not help.
I think this was the first WWIB that I agreed with nearly every assessment. Less than 2 weeks from the premiere, and I can’t wait for even more WWIB!!!
love the post and the commentaries!! and the fact that you picked Karina because she’s suffocating Derek with her hair …. killed me :))))) so the fact that derek danced with karina was the best thing about that outfit? i definitely agree!
PS: did i mention that you girls are great?
actually, Mark isn’t wearing those studded shoes that his cousin made for him…he’s just wearing plain ol’ wingtips. 🙂 I agree that Kristin’s dress isn’t too awesome. And the promo photos overall this season are kinda lame. :-/
Oh, I know Elen, I was just warning Courtney for future discussions of Mark’s shoes. 😀
I gotta say – getting this thing posted was like pulling teeth. Only more painful. With no novocain.
I am genuinely impressed with your memories for locating these dresses – Thanks so much for putting in the effort. As always, you two are on the money and crack me up. Now I can’t wait for cheesecake!!
Courtney is the one with the memory. I just paste all the photos together and comment. 🙂
Thanks Courtney and Heidi. Love WWIB! Just gets me even more excited for the season to start. Hope there are some better wardrobe choices for the rest of the season. 🙂
All your pain was worth it. Great job. Don’t really understand why they can’t reach back a few seasons before repeating dresses. Do they think we (or you all) don’t notice. Thought Maks & Derek looked the best, oh was I just supposed to be noticing what the women were wearing?
Re the cropping of Chelsea Kane’s and Jennifer’s dresses,they probably had to be shortened to fit Elisabetta and Hope. Both Chelsea and Jennifer are small girls, and the length of their dresses probably hit Elisabetta and Hope mid-calf and would have looked “old lady length” on them. So the only option probably was to turn each dress into a short dress. I can go either way on the Elisabetta/Chelsea dress, but I actually like the shorter version of Jennifer’s dress on Hope better than the long version. I think with that cranberry color, the dress looks a little old – but by shortening the dress we get less cranberry and more sparkle, and this makes the dress look younger IMO.
Great job on these comparison photos..You ladies are quite talented..
I see nothing wrong with Heidi seeing only Derek in those shots. I couldn’t see anything but Maks’ assets in the shot of that frumpy brown dress Kirstie was wearing…which I agree needs to meet with a swift and merciful end.
Is there anyone who knows someone with access to wardrobe that we can pay to dispose of those ugly shoes of Mark’s? I’ll contribute generously. 🙂
The agony you ladies go through to keep us happy and entertained! Thank you, thank you.
I’m jumping straight to the trailer park getup vs. the romper because that’s one of the few outcomes I disagreed with. For me, a short burlap sack would win over that appalling romper! Of course, I think the limited yardage in the dress Kristin’s wearing more or less dictated the pose. Anything frontal would *not* have passed the censor. 😉
As for Peta’s costume, she looks like she just hopped off the Cirque du Soleil flying trapeze right into Ron’s arms.
While they’re getting rid of Mark’s shoes, can our costume disposal expert also grab Nancy/Kirstie and Ricki/Marissa’s dresses too?
The rest of the outfits range from lovely to adequate. I’m just so excited to have titleshoot photos because that means we’re one step closer to the premiere of S13 *woo-hoo* Can’t wait!
I really love your WWIB? features! Agree with Sandra that Jennifer’s and Chelsea’s dresses would’ve had to be cut shorter for the much taller ladies wearing them now (probably the Pamela/Chynna dress, too).
The coppery dress was pretty good on Kirstie but I don’t like it on Nancy. Ricki’s is just plain frumpy both times.
This isn’t exactly about apparel but….has Carson had his eyes done? His face looks different and I can’t exactly pinpoint what cosmetic work was done…but he just doesn’t look like he used to.
Sorry…back to the scheduled clothing comments. 🙂
Nice post guys! Well up to today none of the couples have been getting alot of media attention except for Chaz and Lacey so im not concerned for anybody yet as far as being forgotten because you cant tell until showtime. Im sorry but that Samba dress looks terrible in both. It’s OK on Kirstie because she’s tall and can handle it but Nancy could of looked so much better. I agee with Sherry also this isn’t a good photo at all of Ricki, where is her Neck??? Gosh I didn’t realize hoe short Nancy Grace is, plus she still has her baby wieght so maybe the show will help with that because she is NOT bad looking at all. She was very in shape before her twins.
Omigosh I SOOOOO ment to say how not how with and E. I FEEL DIRTY!!! 😛
I dunno, is 3 or 4 inches in height enough to make them chop up a dress that much?? And here’s an idea – PICK A DIFFERENT DRESS. I think it’s a damn shame that the ruined such beautiful gowns.
Heidi- it might be. remember the girls are in heels for the dance(2-3 inches normally), so they might have said “let’s just make it shorter cause it looks weird like this, and if we only cut enough to make it fit them, they will look like they are wearing an odd ankle-calf length dress.”
I agree though, pick one that doesn’t need to be altered.
Glad everyone enjoys the WWIB 😀 This edition in particular was a bit of a headache, as Heidi & I were experiencing some major technical difficulties with WordPress. They seem to have subsided – for now – so everybody cross their fingers that we don’t go through this again the next time we do WWIB!
@RebeccaW – I think they often repeat dresses from more recent seasons because the ones from seasons further back have been sold. I’ve noticed that fewer & fewer dresses from recent seasons have been put up for sale on the Randall website, so who knows – maybe they’re holding onto more of them in order to reuse them. I feel like the quality of the costumes Randall has created for the show has gone up since season 2 – that was the first season he was the costume designer for the show, and ooh wee…some of those costumes were godawful. Could explain why they’re more inclined to hold onto costumes from the more recent seasons 😛 But I do wish they’d set a bit of a limit on how many times a costume can be reused – that ugly red feathered nightmare that Brandy wore for her promo shoot has been reused AT LEAST 5 times (I say “at least” because even I don’t catch every single ditto). I would have retired that sucker after the first wearing! lol
I’m with Heidi on the shortening of the ballgowns – it seems like something they’ve only recently started doing, so why not do what they did in past seasons and just pick another dress? Now these dresses can only be used as Latin/contemporary-type dresses. Seems wasteful. If they really wanted Hope in a cranberry-colored Latin dress, why not reuse Kendra’s rumba dress or Audrina’s Argentine tango dress, instead of hacking up a perfectly good ballgown?
And auntie, I’m totally with you on the burning of Mark’s silly shoes! I’d also like to burn his sparkly socks and highwater pants. 🙂
This is one of my favorite things about this site besides the cheescake awards of course. On the note of Mark’s shoes, I agree with everyone they should disappear while he is getting soemthing from his car or something and be introduced to a garbage truck. He wore shoes like that all the time while paired with Chelsea and pretty much for one reason: to get attention. I get that during a jive it shoes how fast feet go but for every other dance it was annoying.
I like this cast already. They all seem like they want to be dancing ( except Rob )
I’m counting on Maks/Hope showmance. lol
I like that Ricki act like a fangirl toward Derek. So Cute.
I thought Elisabetta would act like too cool for school, but she’s proving me wrong already.
I think the reason why we haven’t heard about Chynna is that she’s touring. I hope she’s done before the show starts.
I think Chaz is a winner already not matter what.
I could be wrong but I think that Peta’s dress was used in a guest performance in season 10? I think it was a show dance to Jason Derulo. I tried finding it on the abc site but had problems. Also I think that a lot of the dwts costumes are used in shows, such as Louis’ Van Amstels Ballroom with a twist and Alec and Edyta’s Dance Temptation. Thanks for all the work I always love to compare the costumes!
Hey Lupita, you’re right, it’s this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDQhB9U2214
Good memory!!