DWTS Season 21, Week FIVE – Dancing by the Numbers

I saw some concern this week on the blog about Alek and I want to reiterate right away – I’m not worried about Alek. At all. If he were to go home this week it would be the most shocked I’ve ever been in the history of doing the numbers for this show. Don’t know if that helps anyone or not, but there you have it. He may not be the best dancer, but he has a ton of stuff going for him. These things should be obvious, but let me spell it out for you:

  • He’s a hero in the military in the mold of JR and Noah – who finished 1st and 3rd, respectively.
  • He’s had a run of crap luck (UCC and Spencer) and people love to support someone like that, who has held up well in spite of said crap.
  • The SHOWMANCE. Come on. You watched Meryl and Maks, right? You don’t think it was just dancing that got them the title do you? It was the fauxmance. Alek has it even better because this showmance is a realmance. 🙂 They ain’t playing, like Meryl and Maks clearly were.

I could probably think of more stuff, but that more than sums it up, doesn’t it? 

Now look at these scores and realize that he may be second from the bottom but there’s a lot of space between him and Paula.

Week 5 table 1

Now, there aren’t a lot of votes between Paula and Alek, relatively speaking – people have certainly overcome worse. But I’m pretty sure that if it’s NOT Paula, it won’t be Alek. It is a very tough call on who it would be other than her. I don’t have a good idea for how she’s doing on votes. Let’s take a look at what she needs in order to be safe. She has to beat ONE of the voting amounts on the right side of the table below.

Week 5 table 2

It’s tables like this one that make me wonder how much the judges look at the numbers in advance (or how much they review the scores) and how much they know about how the couples are doing in terms of votes. Do YOU really believe that it’s a coincidence that the people I think MOST likely to be getting lots of votes (besides the top 2 of Bindi and Nick) are all clustered at the bottom with Alek and Paula, while those who are most likely to be in danger (Alexa, Carlos and Andy) are all closer to the top??

It could be a coincidence, in large part. After all, Alexa’s dance with Derek really DID kick ass, and Carlos and Andy did a decent job as well. Both better than in recent weeks. And I guess that Tamar and Hayes didn’t have THAT good of a night. Hmmm…well, I guess it’s plausible.

Anyway, Paula needs a good 16.8k more votes per million votes cast than Alek and more than 22k to get past Tamar. I don’t really believe she’s managing either of those. If Paula is going to beat anyone, I still think it’s Andy, unfortunately. If she were, by some miracle, passing Alek then I think Alek is still safe.

Week 5 table 3

See how few votes he needs to beat either Tamar or Hayes? I think he beats both of them quite handily, and Andy as well. How do the rest of them shake out and how likely are they to be safe?

Week 5 table 4

So, Paula needs the most votes in order to beat someone and be safe on Monday night. Now, since I think Alek is easily beating Tamar (5.6k votes) and Hayes (7.5k votes) and possibly even Andy (11.2k votes) that means if it’s not Paula, it’s more likely to be one of them.

Now, Tamar may not be beating Hayes, but I’m willing to bet that she’s beating Andy (5.6k votes) and possibly even Alexa (9.4k votes), so she’s likely to be safe.

If Bindi, Nick, Tamar and Alek are all safe, and Hayes is beating Andy (3.8k votes), that leaves Paula, Andy, Alexa and Carlos in the danger zone. I think Alexa will survive due to the Derek effect and because she’s probably doing better than Andy AND because it’s very unlikely that Paula is getting nearly 32k more votes per million votes cast than her. The same likely can be said for Carlos.  Paula would have to get more than 37k votes per million votes cast than him for him to be in jeopardy.

That leaves us with Andy and Paula. Since I think that Alek, Tamar and Hayes are all getting the votes they need to pass him, that means Andy has to hope that Paula isn’t getting 28k more votes per million votes cast than him.

I don’t think she is. I think Paula will be exiting on Monday night. And if, by some chance, she’s called safe? Then it will be Andy.

What do you all think?