Dancing with the Stars Season 23, Week 4 – Who’s Dancing What…and When?

I’m a little bummed out after this past Monday’s show and Tuesday’s result show, if I’m being honest. I’m not sure where that feeling is coming from. It just felt so freakin’ manipulated and REALITY Show-y if that makes any sense. From the stealth cameras recording every move of every contestant, to the attempts to elevate some couples at other couples’ expense – it’s all just tiring. Let these people dance and have a good time (and let us have a good time) and judge the actual dancing for god’s sake.

And now, this week, we have a brand new theme week tailor made for their designated winner of the season. Cirque week. Maybe it’ll turn into Shark week yet again. Joy. Anyway, according to Maks’ blog, they are tangoing to Zumanity and he doesn’t seem entirely pleased about it. I kinda feel his pain. Yer kinda screwed no matter which way you go.

ETA: Just Jared Jr has posted the Cirque du Soleil shows for each couple. They’ve also given dance information for the Results Show on Tuesday. More below…

On the results show on Tuesday (October 4), DNCE will perform their new single, “Body Moves,” and there will be an all-male dance number in which the male pros of “Dancing with the Stars” perform to the song “Ain’t No Sunshine.” In addition, Derek will choreograph and dance to a special number.

At the end of the night, the third elimination of the season, based on combined viewer and judges’ scores from October 3, will take place.

ETA2: Gee…some people ALWAYS go in the last quarter of the show. But she’s not pimped….

Calvin and Lindsay – Charleston (Song: ____ – KURIOS – Cabinet of Curiosities)
Dancing 1st

Maureen and Artem – Argentine Tango (Song: ____ – Mystère)
Dancing 2nd

Jana and Gleb – Foxtrot (Song: “Here Comes The Sun” – The Beatles LOVE)
Dancing 3rd

Marilu and Derek – Paso Doble (Song: “Battlefield” – KÀ)
Dancing 4th

Amber and Maks – Tango (Song: ____ – Zumanity)
Dancing 5th

Ryan and Cheryl – Waltz (“O”)
Dancing 6th

Babyface and Allison – (Song: ____ – The Beatles LOVE)
Dancing 7th

Terra and Sasha – Samba (“O”)
Dancing 8th

Laurie and Val – (Song: “The Way You Make Me Feel” – Michael Jackson ONE)
Dancing 9th

Vanilla Ice and Witney – (La Nouba)
Dancing 10th

James and Sharna -Quickstep (Song: ___ – PARAMOUR)
Dancing Last