Dancing with the Stars Season 24, Week NINE – Who’s Dancing What…and When?

What crap ass theme do we have this week?  Just two plain ole dances? Seems like I heard about a theme of some kind but it’s not coming to me right now. Oh lord, Judge’s Challenge. What BS.

George posted the songs and dances and look at that – Normani is the ONLY person to not have two ballroom dances. Jesus, just give her the damn MBT and quit this charade of a show. This show has never been more transparent or more disgusting. Just spare us all and cancel it already. If they’re going to tilt it heavily in Val’s favor every season what’s the damn point?? I guess it’s to keep him in a job since he has nothing else to do.

Normani and Val -Viennese Waltz (Song: “Desperado” by Rihanna)
Jazz (Song: “What A Wonderful Word” by Ray Chew Live)
Dancing 1st
Phone 1-800-868-3410

David and Lindsay – Foxtrot (Song:”You Make Me Feel So Young” by Michael Buble
Tango (Song: “Castle on the Hill” by Ed Sheeran)
Dancing 2nd
Phone 1-800-868-3404

Simone and Sasha – Jive (Song: “Faith” by Stevie Wonder)
Rumba (Song: “Skyscraper” by Demi Lovato)
Dancing 3rd
Phone 1-800-868-3412

Rashad and Emma – Rumba (Song: “Say You Won’t Let Go” by James Arthur)
Quickstep (Song: “Yes I can” by Superhumans)
Dancing Last
Phone 1-800-868-3411