PureDWTS Guest Poem: “A Re”Mark”able Ballroom Blast”

Without further ado, our resident poet, Lois, on Dancing With The Stars Season 18’s quarterfinals….

A RE”MARK”ABLE BALLROOM BLAST

A RE”MARK”ABLE BALLROOM BLAST on Monday Night
The opening a RE”MARK”ABLE Ballas and dancing sight

A RE”MARK”ABLE night of dancing lit up the ballroom floor
Week Eight is done, our dancing appetites hunger for more

A judge was added to the panel, Abby Lee’s opinions known
She surely stirred up the ballroom, creating scenes of her own

A new RE”MARK”ABLE ballroom twist, featuring dancing Duos
Celebrities paired for the first time, putting on sparkling shows

SETTING THE SCENES:

DUOS NUMBER ONE
JAMES MASLOW AND PETA MURGATROYD
AMY PURDY AND DEREK HOUGH
JIVE – AIN’T NOTHIN’ WRONG WITH THAT

JAMES AND AMY – Glorious, gyrating movements

Dazzling duo display, extraordinary, exceptional
Perfectly in synch, perfectly brilliant, perfectly fine

DUOS NUMBER TWO
CHARLIE WHITE AND SHARNA BURGESS
CANDACE CAMERON BURE AND MARK BALLAS
CONTEMPORARY – STAY WITH ME

CHARLIE AND CANDACE – Stupendous lift display in the air

The brilliance of a lyrical, dancing unit on the floor
Peppered with beautiful lines, beautifully executed

DUOS NUMBER THREE
MERYL DAVIS AND MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY
DANICA MCKELLAR AND VALENTIN CHMERKOVSKIY
SAMBA – I LAH YAH PAPI

DANICA AND MERYL – A sparkly, shiny spectacle

A Chmerkovskiy Brothers Extravaganza
A golden, glamorous, glittery, glisteny gambol

AMY PURDY AND DEREK HOUGH
ARGENTINE TANGO – HEART UPON MY SLEEVE

A spellbinding dance of breathtaking precision
Stunning risks, pushing choreography boundaries

JAMES MASLOW AND PETA MURGATROYD
VIENNESE WALTZ – 6-2

Lovely, lilting, luminescent, blossoming
A free-flowing shower of romantic desire

CHARLIE WHITE AND SHARNA BURGESS
QUICKSTEP – MY HEART GOES BOOM

A special-steppin’, toe-tappin’ dance full of heart
With impeccable musicality, pure, potent perfection

CANDACE CAMERON BURE AND MARK. BALLAS
FOXTROT – THAT’S IT, I QUIT, I’M MOVIN’ ON

RE”MARK”ABLE journey towards confidence
A bright, joyous, vivacious, delightful sitcom feel

DANICA MCKELLAR AND VALENTIN CHMERKOVSKIY
TANGO – EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

A dance befitting a Dancing Queen, crowned with glory
A majestic, magical, marvelous, magnificent performance

MERYL DAVIS AND MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY
RUMBA – READ ALL ABOUT IT

A tempestuous melodrama, inspiring play without words
Energy coursing through fine, fluid lines of beauty

A RE”MARK”ABLE BALLROOM BLAST, a fine, five-star revue
A RE”MARK”ABLE Ballas opening, delightful duos brand new!

Written By Lois A Troutman, May 6, 2014

THE TIME CAME FOR AN ELIMINATION, SAY IT ISN’T SO!
DANICA AND VALENTIN’S TIME WAS UP AND HAD TO GO!

A RE”MARK”ABLE BALLROOM BLAST, IT WAS WEEK EIGHT!
COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR WEEK NINE, DONT BE LATE!