Dancing with the Stars Season 22, Week 6 – Live Blog!! (Spoilers)

Tonight we get to watch some couples mutilate “famous dances” and other couples probably do pretty well. The real question is: did Len get the memo on “content”? Last time we did this fiasco challenge, he wasn’t around. Hmmmm…we’ll see. Somehow, I suspect that all those with ballroom dances will end up below those without on the leaderboard.

After all the hype about the opening number, I found it underwhelming. Here’s my problem with it: they do these “famous” dances yet they don’t use the original music or original costumes. I don’t think I got half of them except “Risky Business” and “Big”. I didn’t care for it last season either – for the same reason. And, it’s funny, at the beginning I was like “shocking – they are featuring Mark, it’s about damn time!!”  I clearly spoke to soon because Val’s bare ass was all over the latter half of that dance. Not even remotely attractive, to me – but then I’m all about personality. Good ones.

Kim – I just love her attitude and HER personality. Good to see her getting the good edit – I suspect she doesn’t give them anything bad to work with. Keo…put on your big boy pants. I get you’re upset, I would be too – but it wasn’t Kim or Jodie’s fault.

WOW!! Color me impressed! I don’t think Kim missed a step and she seemed to keep the energy well up too!  She should get at least 8’s. Somehow I sense it won’t happen.

STFU, Carrie Ann.  Oooooo… Bruno with the ultimate Diss called her Maks. 🙂

Great job by Von – of course he didn’t have the easy looseness that Michael had – but few do. Only the professionals. Von and Witney both got a pretty good edit, I think. Von working hard, sweating it…and I think he pulled it off.

***flashes of Steven King***

Wow…that looked painful!  The dance was fantastic – well done. Both really stepped it up, I think. How long till Maks tries to take credit? 🙂  Well, done, Jodie and Keo.  If that’s what she can do with outside choreographers in the room, the bring them in more often. Great job. They better throw a 9 up there.  Almost forgot – seriously crap ass camera work, boys and girls. Get your shit together – this show has been live for 22 seasons.

Okay, good routine from Paige and Mark, although they were a tiny bit out of sync at times. Mark was right – they did get the shaft. Totally.  And here’s a hint, kids – I’m sure they ALWAYS have cameras on the producers. Except NOT. Wonder if that’s why the song got pulled – so they could film the producers talking to Mark for their drama quotient tonight. I mean, come on.  I picture the producers cackling going – be sure to film you telling Mark his song got pulled.

Hmmmm…..a 10 from Len?? Now I don’t know what to make of that. I don’t think I would have given it a 10. Maybe I need to watch it again.

LOL – Nyle. I hope the audience realized you were not being Chmerkovskiy arrogant….but funny arrogant. 🙂  I loved that dance!! Very fun. Like Paige, a tiny bit out of sync, and there were some feet problems. Agree with Bruno. LOL to Peta’s face when Len said he’s kinder as he’s gotten older.

I really don’t think after all the sweetness tonight that Nyle was the one to crap on. While I was watching that dance I became somewhat convinced that he would win it.

That score is fine.

Ginger, you knew all these things when you signed on. Others travel also.

Of course Val had to have his shirt come off. I barely remember the original, but I don’t think that happened. Ginger was WAY too soft in the first half of the dance. Not nasty at all. She picked it up a bit half way through, but the attitude was wrong.  She WAS well rehearsed and didn’t miss any steps, but it was just nice.  Val should have gotten a female pro like Witney in there to do the moves so Ginger could see it.

Ginger would have definitely been better off with Mark or someone else cross trained tonight. I don’t think Val knows how to teach the attack that Ginger needed for that dance.

Okay, I admit I set the bar low for Doug and Bollywood, but I thought he did a really good job!! He kept in time, he was having fun and I really enjoyed it.  And he’s so handsome. 🙂

I think CAI has been hitting the cooking sherry. I didn’t see him going opposite at all.

I think he was actually robbed, when you compare his dance to some of the others tonight.  Makes me think he might not be leaving tonight.

It’s official – Lindsay is (by far) my favorite female pro on the show. That dance kicked ASS!! Fantastic. Should get a perfect score.  Man, that was awesome!  So good. My votes go to Paige and Wanya tonight…I won’t have to worry about picking one for a while.

Explain to me how that wasn’t the last dance of the night?

Fat one is toooo funny.

Antonio, spare me. You’ve done nothing. You stab Sharna week after week by not showing up. This was the throw Sharna under the bus and make Antonio look good edit.

That was just totally annoying – Von has been getting the slacker edit and has been working a ten times as hard as Antonio, who just got the “super hard worker” edit.

Even Tom is selling this guy now. :::sigh::: He did a very good dance, but he was wild and sloppy in quite a few spots. Definitely not better than Wanya nor Paige, but I suspect that his score will be better. If he gets a perfect score, I cry foul.

Okay, I can live with that score. That’s fair.

And here we go….

IN Jeopardy:

Paige and Mark

Doug and Karina

Von and Witney

The Couple going home is:

Doug and Karina

How did we do??

Heidi: Doug will be eliminated

Courtney: Doug will be eliminated

Vogue: Doug will be eliminated

Von and Paige in jeopardy – combine that with Paige’s 10, I suspect that was a warning shot across the bow. Hope her fans are voting.

Double Elimination next week!! And the team dances will be the men against the women. And why?? Hmmmm….